
"Damn you, Russia!"
Infamous tie-eater, wanted criminal, ex-leader of Georgia, ex-leader of Odessa region in Ukraine, current figurehead for the "Ukrainian opposition" and all-around sorry excuse for a human being
Mikheil Saakashvili is currently undergoing some legal trouble in Kiev. His Ukrainian citizenship was
revoked back in December, prompting a series of self-preservation-inspired
publicity stunts after he
re-entered Ukraine and promised to stay. Since then, he has been taken
into custody,
rescued, questioned and released on numerous occasions. He and his supporters have called for Poroshenko's
impeachment because of his corruption - Saakashvili says he's ready to become Ukraine's next
prime minister. And just yesterday Saakashvili stunned the world by revealing the man behind all his current troubles: Vlad "The Man" Putin himself.
At the hearing, prosecutors sought to have Saakashvili placed under house arrest after he refused to answer questions from the SBU (Ukraine's security service). After refusing to speak, he revealed the dark hand of Putin to the media, accusing President Poroshenko of colluding with Putin to manufacture the charges against him. What charges? That Saakashvili himself is an agent of Putin! What a tangled web of Russian agents we have here.
Arch Russia-hater Mikheil Saakashvili accuses his arch enemy Poroshenko of being a Putin tool. Arch Russia-hater Poroshenko in turn is accusing Saakashvili of being a Putin tool. It doesn't get any better than this, folks. Talk about slap stick comedy! Just a couple weeks ago, famous Russian phone pranksters "Vovan and Lexus"
rang up Poroshenko pretending to be calling from the Georgian special services. In their
conversation, Poroshenko told them, "We found the connection between Mikheil Saakashvili and Russian special services. They financed him. We caught them red-handed."
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