• New gene discovered that could revolutionize heart attack treatment
• Sexual division of labor in Europe evident at beginning of farming, new evidence suggests
• 200 police descend on church to stop worshipers attending Sunday service in Alberta, Canada
• Bernie Madoff, financier behind largest Ponzi scheme in history, dies in prison
• The absentee vote logic of the New York Times
• Russia is seeking 'pragmatic cooperation' with US, not outright conflict says US national intel director
• 'Unknown resistance forces' attack Iraq office of Israel's Mossad spy agency
• Get ready to rumble with big business
• McConnell seeks to end feud with Trump
• An old green colonial trick: Israel masking land grabs as environmental conservation
• Monty Python star John Cleese mocked Hank Azaria's Apu guilt with 'apology' to 'English people'... but some didn't get the joke
• Ancient impactor that created the Moon may still be inside Earth
• The Saker: Biden calls the "killer"
• James O'Keefe: Project Veritas suing CNN for defamation, new video will expose network's 'fraud' related to Covid-19
• University of Virginia med student suspended from campus after he questioned microagression panal
• Impact event in Antarctica 430,000 years ago discovered
• Biden delays withdrawal of US troops from Afghanistan until September 11th
• Patrisse Cullors, 'trained Marxist', pulled in $20k a month as chair of prison 'reform group' while building real estate empire on BLM grift
• Best of the Web: Not Covid: Official figures show bug was not primary cause in one quarter of UK deaths
• Project Veritas busts CNN again: 'We were creating a story -- our focus was to get Trump out', admits deliberately targeting Matt Gaetz

• Bernie Madoff, financier behind largest Ponzi scheme in history, dies in prison
• The absentee vote logic of the New York Times
• Russia is seeking 'pragmatic cooperation' with US, not outright conflict says US national intel director
• 'Unknown resistance forces' attack Iraq office of Israel's Mossad spy agency
• Get ready to rumble with big business
• McConnell seeks to end feud with Trump
• The Saker: Biden calls the "killer"
• Biden delays withdrawal of US troops from Afghanistan until September 11th
• Best of the Web: World Economic Forum warns of cyber attack leading to systemic collapse of the global financial system
• Sweden Says No To Gates Mad Global Warming Scheme
• Gretchen Whitmer calls for stricter restrictions as coronavirus cases surge in US Midwest
• SOTT Focus: The Elites' Plans Are Pure, Unalloyed Evil
• Iran starts enriching uranium to 60% purity in response to Israel's alleged attack of Natanz Fuel Enrichment Plant
• Western insistence on Russia paying Ukraine rent to use old Soviet-era gas pipelines drives Moscow away from EU & towards China
• Next stop, the apocalypse? The bumbling Biden administration's claim to fame may be jumpstarting World War III
• US helping Saudis in war on Yemen while also claiming to be 'revitalizing diplomacy to end conflict'
• 'Lockdown, not vaccine, is reason for drop in coronavirus cases and deaths' - Boris Johnson
• Russian troops on Ukraine border 'ready to defend country' in event of war says Defense Minister Shoigu, warns of NATO buildup at Russia's borders
• By sabotaging Iran's nuclear program, Israel has (once again) sabotaged world peace
• Turkish court orders release of 10 retired admirals who signed Motreux convention letter

• 200 police descend on church to stop worshipers attending Sunday service in Alberta, Canada
• An old green colonial trick: Israel masking land grabs as environmental conservation
• Monty Python star John Cleese mocked Hank Azaria's Apu guilt with 'apology' to 'English people'... but some didn't get the joke
• James O'Keefe: Project Veritas suing CNN for defamation, new video will expose network's 'fraud' related to Covid-19
• University of Virginia med student suspended from campus after he questioned microagression panal
• Patrisse Cullors, 'trained Marxist', pulled in $20k a month as chair of prison 'reform group' while building real estate empire on BLM grift
• Best of the Web: Not Covid: Official figures show bug was not primary cause in one quarter of UK deaths
• Project Veritas busts CNN again: 'We were creating a story -- our focus was to get Trump out', admits deliberately targeting Matt Gaetz
• As a teacher, I refuse to stand by while my students are indoctrinated
• Man who spent $1,500 to stay at Toronto quarantine hotel got COVID-19 anyway, infected whole family
• Man in hospital with COVID-19 after receiving Johnson & Johnson vaccine
• 60 expressway shootings in Mayor Lightfoot's Chicago
• National guard deployed to Minneapolis suburb to quell riots following police shooting UPDATE
• Hank Azaria: I apologize to 'every single Indian person' for Apu
• Wall Street capitalism is looting just like Minnesota rioters ‒ don't let the disguise fool you
• Detroit policed sued for wrongful arrest based on facial recognition
• Student that fired on officers at Tennessee high school killed
• The CRT commissars in public education
• India overtakes Brazil as second worst-hit Covid-19 country
• Democrat Rashida Tlaib goes extreme: 'No more policing' and 'incarceration,' 'it can't be reformed'

• Sexual division of labor in Europe evident at beginning of farming, new evidence suggests
• Gagarin's history-making flight, 60 years on: How a bizarre Russian dream to resurrect the dead led to a Cold War victory in space
• Best of the Web: Leninthink
• Life And Fate: Coming to a country near you?
• Before becoming a terrorist leader, ISIS chief was a prison informer in Iraq for US
• Egyptian archaeologists reveals details of 'lost golden city of Luxor'
• SOTT Focus: MindMatters: Do Not Watch, Comrade! 'The Lives of Others' Is Thought Crime
• Bronze Age slab found in France is 'oldest 3D map in Europe'
• The harmony between Tianxia and Westphalia
• A Damned Murder Inc: Kennedy's Battle Against the Leviathan
• 100 years later, the Scientific American reversal on CO2
• Papers reveal US-backed Brazil's role in installing and supporting Pinochet in Chile
• Rock shelter in Kalahari Desert show early humans as innovative as their coastal neighbours
• 6,000 year old salt hub reveals extraction was happening in Britain 2,000 years earlier than first thought
• 3,000-year-old mural of knife-wielding spider god discovered in Peru
• Ancient international trading routes between Exeter and Europe revealed in new study
• The Mountain capital of the Dacians
• Genomes trace the origin and decline of the Scythians
• World's earliest stone technologies likely to be tens of thousands of years older than previously thought
• World's oldest wooden statute the Shigir Idol discovered to be even older at 12,100 years old

• Ancient impactor that created the Moon may still be inside Earth
• Impact event in Antarctica 430,000 years ago discovered
• Researchers want to talk to spiders
• NASA releases stunningly enhanced image of Mars
• Billions of Cicadas to invade District of Columbia after 17 years underground
• Living fossil discovered below Earth's surface say researchers
• Male animal brains show a chaotic aging process compared to females
• Current climate model simulations are overestimating future sea-level rise
• The chances of powerful geomagnetic storms may have just doubled
• The Cambrian Explosion has just gone nuclear
• Watch a monkey equipped with Elon Musk's Neuralink device play Pong with its brain
• Powerful algorithms can 'predict' the biological language of cancer and Alzheimer's
• Study finds over 5,000 tons of extraterrestrial dust fall to Earth each year
• First results from Fermilab's Muon g-2 experiment strengthen evidence of new physics
• New Comet C/2019 U5 (PANSTARRS)
• Possible nova detected in Sagittarius
• Genome analysis reveals unknown ancient human migration into Europe
• Researchers can now collect and sequence DNA from the air
• High-energy particle accelerators within our galaxy discovered
• Fungi manipulate bacteria to enrich soil with nutrients

• Several cars fall into sinkhole in St. Petersburg, Russia
• Cold weather causes unusual red algae bloom in Mexican lagoon
• 17 people die as flood from heavy rainfall sweeps bus into culvert in Onitsha, Nigeria
• Damaging flash floods sweep through Villavicencio, Colombia
• Wild weather: Waterspout spotted over Napier, New Zealand
• Several funnel cloud sightings across southern Ontario
• Two pygmy sperm whales die after washing up on Mahia Beach, New Zealand
• La Soufrière update: Volcanic ash reaches 44,000 feet (13.4 km)
• Lightning bolt kills 68 goats in Arcos de Valdevez, Portugal
• Winter returns to Saskatchewan Monday morning
• Spring snowstorm hits Manitoba
• Fresh snow in spring covers Hawaiʻi Island summits
• Spring snowstorm hits Yakutsk, Russia
• Baseball-sized hail pummels Orange Beach, Alabama during overnight storms
• Songhua river freezes in April in China
• Three dead whales found on one of Ireland's most scenic beaches
• French winemakers count cost of 'worst frost in decades'
• Massive power outages strike St Vincent as officials record more volcanic activity
• Covid madness: Can't board rescue vessels until vaccinated
• Frozen Alaska sees cold records plummet as Arctic grip aims for Northwest

• 'What Is That In The Sky?' Floridians catch meteor fireball's close brush with Earth
• Bright meteor fireball turns the Central Asian night sky green
• Meteor fireball observed over Scotland
• Meteor fireball over Sevilla and Cádiz, Spain (4 April)
• Meteor fireball over Toledo, Spain (April 1)
• Fireball spotted over Oshkosh, Wisconsin
• Bright meteor fireball blazes over Denmark
• Stunning meteor fireball over Spain on March 28
• Bright meteor fireball lights up sky from New Hampshire to North Carolina
• Daytime meteor streaks over Jersey, Channel Islands - Update: Sonic boom reported
• Spectacular meteor fireball in Belem, Brazil
• Bright meteor fireball captured over Pittsburgh
• Space rock reportedly hits Cuba, lights up night sky, causes explosions
• Bright meteor fireball over Spain (March 17)
• Large meteor fireball turns night into day over Indonesia
• Very bright bolide over Minas Gerais, Brazil on March 11
• Meteor fireball streaks over Rome, Italy
• Bright meteor fireball over the Mediterranean Sea (March 15)
• Meteor fireball seen traveling across sky over Tokyo
• Meteor fireball blazes over Florida

• New gene discovered that could revolutionize heart attack treatment
• Cloth masks lower oxygen intake, limit performance - British Journal of Sports Medicine
• SOTT Focus: Objective:Health - Papers Please! Vaccine Passports and the Death of Human Liberty
• U.K. variant isn't linked to more severe disease or death, study finds
• US pauses J&J COVID-19 vaccine over rare blood clots
• SOTT Focus: Three Things Most People Don't Know About Physician-assisted Death
• Israel COVID-19 study finds South Africa variant able to 'break through' Pfizer vaccine
• DARPA working on COVID vaccine - Implantable microchip to detect virus
• Masks are a ticking time bomb
• New analysis finds UK in grip of mental health crisis, with children worst affected
• European regulators are watching J&J's vaccine for unusual blood clots
• Best of the Web: Sunlight and Vitamin D: They're not the same thing
• Lancet: COVID-19 infection and subsequent mental health and neurological conditions revealed in largest study to date
• Best of the Web: Do doctors have to have the Covid-19 vaccine?
• EU medicines official sees clear 'association' between AstraZeneca vaccine and rare blood clots
• 30 million toxic masks distributed to schools and daycares in Quebec
• Best of the Web: The rise of the vaccine passport: Vaccines are the new 'Purity Test'
• No smoke without fire part 3: Vaccine adverse reactions
• Fascist doctors return with cruel treatment
• Man's skin 'peeled off' due to adverse reaction to Johnson & Johnson Covid vaccine

• The Slave, The Orator & The Emperor: Stoicism in the age of Covid and other insanities
• New blueprint of brain connections uncovers extensive reach of central regulator
• We have many more than five senses — here's how to make the most of them
• The "mind viruses" creating social justice warriors
• SOTT Focus: MindMatters: Campy Covers, Deep Psychology: Discover a Most Surprising Oasis of Virtue and Values
• Blood and soul: An essay in metagenetics
• Best of the Web: Michel Foucault, most-cited academic ever and father of woke ideology, outed as pedophile
• New study says hypnosis changes the way our brain processes information
• SOTT Focus: The Emerging Totalitarian Dystopia: Interview With Professor Mattias Desmet
• Reading minds with Ultrasound
• Some genes come to life in the brain after death says new research
• A mind made out of silk?
• Study shows stronger brain activity after writing on paper than on tablet or smartphone
• SOTT Focus: MindMatters: Stalking the Night Stalker: Richard Ramirez, Intraspecies Predator
• Best of the Web: On the psychology of the conspiracy denier
• Better way to measure consciousness found by researchers
• Research shows that BSers are more likely to fall for BS
• Unrelenting, omnipresent fear short circuits the human brain
• 'Decolonising Math' is rooted in a decades-old conflict
• SOTT Focus: MindMatters: Joshua Slocum: We're Living in a Cluster B World

• Mystery over sheep standing in concentric circles
• The US navy filmed pyramid shaped UFO's
• Drones that swarmed US warships are still unidentified, Navy chief says
• US military and spy agencies blocking government investigators of UFO sightings
• Former Director of National Intelligence, John Ratcliffe, speaks out about the UFO phenomenon
• Airliner encountered unidentified fast-moving cylindrical object over New Mexico
• Pentagon sort of but not really admits it has been testing wreckage from UFO crashes & findings may 'change our lives forever,' expert says
• Intriguing cigar-shaped object spotted hovering motionless above California
• String of lights seen in sky near Charlotte sparks UFO debate. What was it?
• Airline pilots capture video of 'extremely bright UFO' during flight in Pakistan
• US Government paid millions to chase UFOs and werewolves
• CIA releases UFO 'Black Vault' documents early: How to see them online
• The truth is in there? 'All' of the CIA's files on UFOs are now available for download
• US agencies have less than 6 months to reveal what they know about UFOs thanks to coronavirus relief bill
• Harvard professor says alien technology visited Earth in 2017
• Large blue UFO startles Hawaii residents: Appeared to plunge into ocean
• FAA notified after large blue UFO seen above Oahu, Hawaii appeared to drop into ocean
• Best of the Web: Ex-CIA boss Brennan says Pentagon's declassified UFO videos are 'eyebrow-raising,' advises 'to keep an open mind'
• Jeremy Corbell interviews author of piece on former Israeli Space Program Director, professor Haim Eshed's UFO revelations
• Best of the Web: 'Fast Movers' and Transmedium Vehicles - The Pentagon's Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force

• In effort to boost ratings, CNN showing reruns of the Russia investigation
• Flashback: Nike releases commemorative shoe to honor looters
• Immigrant who lived off welfare dies in England
• Return to normal: Texas announces they will go back to shooting people wearing masks on the assumption they're stagecoach robbers
• Ron DeSantis dyes hair, gets spray tan in preparation for 2024 presidential run
• In new Captain America, Steve Rogers is swayed by Red Skull videos - takes responsibility, cleans room
• 60 Minutes releases exclusive secret photos of Ron DeSantis clubbing baby seals with Hitler
• Delta Airlines now requiring Republicans to ride in the overhead bin
• Jesus criticized for leaving his face covering behind in the tomb
• Biden passes alzheimer's test with flying colors, silencing doubters
• In push for diversity, military canine units to give equal opportunities to chihuahuas
• Controversial Georgia law requires poll workers to check voters for a pulse - Stacy Abrams to organize protests over 'discrimination against the deceased'
• Deja vu? 'Evergreen' truсk paralyses car traffic in China
• Service stations installing wider signs in preparation for Biden's higher gas prices
• 'Mr. Biden, why are you a total loser?' Asks new White House reporter Ronald Crump
• 15-year-old boys' soccer team demands equal pay for beating US women's team
• Instead of traditional warfare, Chinese military will now be trained to shout wrong pronouns at American troops
• Putin challenges Biden to stair-climbing contest
• World first as Scottish politician misleads parliament
• Powerful: Military to allow troops to replace standard camo with colors of their gender identity flag

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