I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I'm a little worried about Donald Trump. I'm worried he may be on the verge of a sudden, major heart attack, or a stroke, or a fatal golfing accident.
Food poisoning is another possibility. Or he could overdose on prescription medication. A tanning bed mishap is not out of the question.
He could accidentally hang himself during autoerotic asphyxiation, or get shot by a lone-wolf white supremacist terrorist trying to start the
RaHoWa. The Russians could spray him with that Novichok perfume.
There are any number of ways he could snuff it.
I don't mean to sound alarmist, but the Resistance is running out of non-lethal options for removing Donald Trump from office. Here they are, in no particular order ...
Resistance Non-Lethal Option No. 1Resistance Non-Lethal Option No. 1 is winning the 2020 election
, which isn't looking very promising. The Democratic Party is in shambles. According to the polls, their current front-runner is a senile, hair-sniffing, finger-sucking freak
who never met a credit card company or a healthcare lobbyist he didn't like, and who rivals even Donald Trump when it comes to incoherent babbling.
Comment: Boy oh boy the regime changers in Washington sure picked a winner!