Now for a psycho-shocker of a spy story in which the National Security Agency's (NSA) chief of the Research Directorate goes head to head with Russians whom his research proves tried "to change the outcome of our presidential election", and then tried to kill Sergei Skripal to "serve as a warning to Russia's adversaries".
The psycho-shock has already happened to the NSA chief and storyteller, Eric Haseltine (lead images), so he is paralysed by a Russian weapon that's about to psycho-shock the reader. That's you.
After you read this, you will never again be able to type on a keyboard without anticipating that the "diabolically clever" Russians are reading every word.
But maybe you are suspicious the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) might be doing the same thing? "Naw", says Michael Arneson, Haseltine's hero and NSA engineer from a dirt poor Minnesota family with no more than a high school diploma, and whose favourite drink is Mr Pibb. "The CIA is way too incompetent to create something this good." In this tale, American heroes fit to fight the Russians and save you from your keyboards, talk like that.
Haseltine, 68, has made a lifetime career out of inventing electronic warfare devices to fight someone. He has grown rich at it, too.
He began at the Hughes Aircraft Company which produces cruise missiles, satellites, radars, air surveillance and control systems. He then worked for Walt Disney Imagineering, the research branch of the entertainment group, which developed fiber-optics, audio and other special effects for mass deception. Electronically engineered by inventors like
Haseltine, he holds dozens of patents himself for devices still too secret to explain. In 2002 he was recruited to become the head of the NSA's research directorate.
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