
© Chip Somodevilla/Getty ImagesUS President Joe Biden
That thing that many of you have worried about, and some of you have prepared for — well, it's here. We're in it now.
Historians of the future, grilling spatchcocked plovers over their campfires, will need not ponder for even a New York minute
who started World War Three in the rockin' 2020s. They will point straight to the waxy, furtive, larval figure known as "Joe Biden," by then judged a moral weevil of such epic low degree that he became an embarrassment to all the other sewer-dwelling denizens of the dank DC underworld, including the roaches, the rats, the humble shipworms eating through sunk oaken foundations of buildings long forgotten, the writhing maggots rinsed from a thousand restaurant dumpsters, the slithering hellgrammites, millipedes, silverfish, pillbugs, termites, dung-beetles, woodlice, and, not least, the scaly lawyers spawned out of the infestation beneath K Street called Perkins Coie LLP.
Even these would loathe and disdain the thing that came into this world as "Joe Biden."
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