
© UnknownChild-Killing Murder Robot in action
"I'm not so sure about the Child-Killing Murder Robot," Joe said after a sip of coffee while reading the morning paper.
"What??" his wife Anne exclaimed, visibly shocked.
"It's killed thousands of kids in its latest murder rampage," Joe said. "I'm starting to think maybe the Child-Killing Murder Robot isn't such a great thing after all."
"Well of
course it's on a murder rampage!" said Anne. "Some people tried to turn it off!"
"Yeah the Child-Killing Murder Robot does that whenever anyone tries to turn it off," replied Joe. "And you know what? I'm starting to think that maybe they're trying to turn off the Child-Killing Murder Robot because they're sick of the way it keeps killing children and murdering people!"
"It's acting in self-defense!" Anne protested.
"The Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to defend itself!""It's been killing people constantly ever since that team of mad scientists
invented it back in the forties, Anne! After a certain amount of child-killing and murder,
eventually you've got to figure that maybe the blame is on the Child-Killing Murder Robot. At the very least I think our government should stop sending it batteries and ammunition."
Comment: gCaptain reports: Meanwhile, Al Manar reports: In US 'builds trap for itself' in Red Sea, Scott Ritter writes: The US is 'hamstrung', for now. Besides the political optics of its vassal states pulling out of 'Operation Guardians of Prosperity', the Pentagon has probably gamed this out and realized the Houthis would survive a 'blitzkrieg', and likely sink a US warship or two in the process. Also, Iran may not be bluffing when it claims that its allies in Western Sahara could take aim at Israeli and Israel-destined cargo ships entering the Med at the Strait of Gibraltar. This could easily grind up global shipping and indirectly affect the US economy, which is teetering as things stand.
The elephant in the room, however, is Israel. Is its leadership capable enough, and mad enough to say 'to hell with the global balance of power', then force Uncle Sam's hand somehow?...