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Seems legit! Man 'from the future' holds interview with himself after bumping into his younger version (VIDEO)

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© Apex TV / YoutubeNoah Novak, who claims to be from 2030, talks with what is claimed to be a future version of himself
A time traveller who claims to be from the year 2030 says he has met himself from 40 years in the future - with the two versions of the man giving a video interview together.

In the bizarre interview with Apex TV the 2030 version of Noah Novak said the other version of him had provided enough information to "prove" they were one and the same person.

However he added that some of the information provided some of the information given was "classified" to prevent the government does not get to him.

But he declined which government - the current US one or one in the future - this referred to.

Noah said the version from 2070 had given him details of his life as proof they were the same person.

The 2030 version said: "He showed a bunch of personal information, he said a bunch of things about what I did, he said all the sequence of events and stuff since I came back from 2017.


Comment: If an obscure channel in Youtube says so, it must be true!


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Justin Trudeau's trip to India in 3 minutes

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Elaborate outfits, questionable trade deals, and bringing along a convicted attempted murderer - Trudeau's trip to India was the most embarrassing thing to happen to India since Apu.

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Bad makeup and a terrible accent apparently makes you a time traveler

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It would seem that 2018 is turning out to be the year of the time traveler as more purported 'people from the future' have stepped forward.

Most recently making waves is a 'future man' who, unlike other individuals who have made similar claims, appears to be showing his face, although it may be distorted by some kind of mask or makeup.

Initially appearing about three months ago, the person known as 'Alexander Smith' recently returned with a follow-up video to reiterate his claims and 'prove' via an alleged photograph from the year 2118.

Comment: This is pretty silly. He comes across as just making stuff up on the spot and nothing he says seems very compelling. If this is all the future holds, we're in some trouble.The fact that he's legitimizing CO2 caused global warming is a big red flag. His accent sounds really forced and the makeup job is pretty amateur. And his great evidence, a supposed photo of the future, is so blurred it could easily be a drawing. Overall, there's very little here that would lead one to believe this isn't just a not-very-elaborate hoax.

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Holy sheet! Shaolin monk pierces pane of glass with needle (VIDEO)

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The ancient Chinese order of Shaolin monks are famous for many extraordinary feats of human endurance and strength. But you might be less familiar with perhaps the most incredible of all - shattering glass with a mere needle.

It may sound impossible, but the Shaolins' logic-defying move has been captured with a powerful slow-motion camera. Appearing on an episode of the 'Super Slow Show' on YouTube, monks clad in the Shaolins' distinctive orange robes displayed this ridiculous feat in front of a Phantom v2511 camera, which can film at rates of more than 25,000 fps (frame per second).

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Psychiatrists baffled by strange mental disorder affecting only world leaders who defy US diktats

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Editor's note: In order to avoid online censorship for publishing dissenting narratives, today's Caitlin Johnstone column has been replaced with a report from the National News Conglomerate, your trusted source for real news and authorized opinions. Obey.


BREAKING: Psychiatrists around the world are baffled by an emerging mental disorder which only seems to afflict the leaders of governments that refuse to capitulate to US interests, sources in the American Psychiatric Organization (APO) reported Saturday.

Early reports indicate that this strange new disorder, as yet unlisted in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), exclusively impacts world leaders who refuse to help the US and its growing body of client states advance American economic and geopolitical influence with their nations' land, resources and people. Leaders who once exhibited behavior that is unremarkable for their regional, cultural and political environment suddenly transform into bloodthirsty tyrants who receive sexual gratification from the gratuitous murder of civilians as soon as their wish to retain national sovereignty becomes evident.

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Trigger warning: Putin campaign video warns about the horrors of communism and liberalism

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African migrants, homosexuals, hyper-inflation, world-wars. Must watch.

Warning, snowflakes might feel triggered and need to find a safe space.

On Youtube: (don't forget to turn on English subtitles)


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Russkies hacking English too? US establishment adopts 'spy' language

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With so much talk of 'Russian meddling' around, some people in the public eye are picking up the language of the alleged meddlers.

It appears members of the Trump administration, congress, senators and political commentators have taken to using Russian terms when describing their 'meddling' ways.

The Russian terms for country house, a high-ranking party official, compromising material, people linked to the security service or military and spies stationed overseas are all phrases used by various members of the US establishment.

Have a look for yourself in the video below.

How long until Russians are accused of hacking the English language too?

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SOTT Focus: When Race Trumps Story: Black Panther - an Alt-Right Superhero for Leftists

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© MarvelHear no Evil - See no Evil - Speak no Evil
Imagine that Hitler and Oprah had a baby, and that baby's name was Shaft (or perhaps Helmut).

He would be like a skinhead, but with an afro.

One hand raised in protest as a fist, the black power salute, clutching a flag emblazoned with a rainbow coloured swastika.

The other hand attempting a feeble, limp-wristed Seig Heil, barely mustering the strength to hold a piece of fried chicken, coincidentally shaped like a hammer and sickle.

He wears a dark hoodie with a picture of Che Guevara, who himself is wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Richard Spencer being punched by Chairman Mao, who is wearing a red MAGA baseball cap, loaned to him by Joseph Goebbels, the original founder of Antifa.

His archetype - Pepe the gorilla, sipping on a soy milkshake.

This baby was no ordinary baby, for he was destined for greatness. He grew up to be the benevolently xenophobic, compassionately despotic emperor of the ethnically pure, 100% genuinely fictional country of Wakanda. His name is T'Challa (the artist formerly known as Kangz), and he is here to chew watermelon-flavoured bubblegum and kick some deplorable ass, and he's all out of bubblegum!

Alas, if only Idiocracy played professional basketball. If only there were concentration camps for albinos. If only hillbillies were fluent in eubonics. If only we could keep crackers as slaves. If only there were bagpipes in every rap song. If only there were some less offensive words that rhyme with trigger.

Then, and only then, would our fake non-fictional world be as perfect a place to live in as the real fictional world of Wakanda!

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Make dating great again: Dating site for Trump supporters officially launches

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Trump.Dating is a new, full-service online dating site aimed specifically at draining the dating swamp by providing out-and-proud Trump supporters with a place to connect with like-minded people. It officially its virtual doors this week to all America-first individuals looking for love.

Based on the overwhelming empirical evidence that like-minded people have a far better chance at success in a relationship today, Trump.Dating was made by patriots, for patriots, passionate about putting America first in their future.

"Political leanings are part of each and every person's foundation," said Sean McGrossier, founder and owner of Trump.Dating. "Every Trump supporter in America right now knows how hostile the political climate is, forced to hide our loud-and-proud support for the president in colleges, restaurants, chatrooms, and more. With Trump.Dating, users don't have to skirt around the awkward Trump question. They already know."

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Cow escapes slaughter by smashing through metal fence, breaking man's arm, then swimming to safety on island

The cow appears to have won its right to live after a campaign by politician
© Pawel Kukiz Facebook/Pawel KukizThe cow appears to have won its right to live after a campaign by politician
A cow has been living alone on an island, attacking anyone who comes near, after staging a miraculous escape on its way to a slaughterhouse.

The animal made its bid for safety last month after it refused to get into a lorry taking it to be killed for meat. Instead it rammed a metal fence before making a dash for the nearby Lake Nysa, south Poland.

After the cow's owner, known only as Mr Lukasz, attempted to get it back to the farm, the cow broke one of his worker's arms, according to Polish news show Wiadomosci.

Comment: Be like Miss Cow, never, ever, ever give up: