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We all thought Trump's Inauguration and first 100 days was the biggest story in America.
And it was.
But the new Presidency has been overshadowed by the announcement that former President Joe Biden will take the reins of the NFL dumpster fire known as the New York Giants, coming off one of the worst seasons in its fabled history.
Team officials released the following statement:
"...With this coaching change, several innovations are immediately possible. Next year, the team will have no set plays. Our players will come to the line of scrimmage having no idea what they're going to do. This will confound the opposition."
"Run, pass, kick, who knows? This will free up our coaches, including Mr. Biden, to conduct ongoing real-time checks on the composition of our team. How many black, Hispanic, Pacific Islander, Asian, players? What are the ratios? How many women will we have?"
"We plan to spend and spend more to sign Ukrainian and Israeli and Palestinian and Syrian recruits. Winning will be the natural outcome of DEI policies across the board."
"We'll be offering discounted game tickets to undocumented migrants, and our stadium will house several thousand migrants at all times."
"At least half of our security guards will come from Mexican cartels and former Venezuelan prisoners."
Comment: Bonus Bee!