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Neo-Nazi group's new leader is a black man who vows to dissolve it

NBC
Fri, 01 Mar 2019 01:13 UTC

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James Stern of Jackson, Miss., at a news conference in Jackson, Miss. on June 14, 2012. One of the largest and oldest neo-Nazi groups in the U.S. appears to have an unlikely new leader: Stern, a black activist who has vowed to dismantle it.

One of the nation's largest neo-Nazi groups appears to have an unlikely new leader: a black activist who has vowed to dismantle it.

Court documents filed Thursday suggest James Hart Stern wants to use his new position as director and president of the National Socialist Movement to undermine the Detroit-based group's defense against a lawsuit.

The NSM is one of several extremist groups sued over bloodshed at a 2017 white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. Stern's filing asks a federal court in Virginia to issue a judgment against the group before one of the lawsuits goes to trial.

After impactful Gillette ad released toxic masculinity drops to all time low

NPC Daily
Tue, 15 Jan 2019 17:14 UTC

On January 13th, Gillette released an ad that tackled the very real problem of toxic masculinity. NPC Daily has interviewed hundreds of people who shared their solutions to such a detrimental affliction - many of which involving things from mandatory hormone treatment of young boys to mandatory gender transformation surgery and procedures.

Though these are all fantastic ideas, none of them have taken the reins of the fight against toxic masculinity quite like Gillette did two days ago. With their "We Believe: The Best Men Can Be | Gillette (Short Film)" release, Gillette urged men to look out for signs of toxic masculinity in ways that have put a complete halt on the epidemic.

This is profound. Two days ago, the country was overrun by harassment, sexual assault, rape, physical assault, murder and crime but since that ad has been released, it has slowed down to a crawl. We interviewed a formerly toxic male and got his perspective after seeing the ad.

Leave lying to professionals warns press secretary

Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report
Wed, 27 Feb 2019 17:49 UTC

Washington - As he prepared to testify to Congress on Wednesday, the former Trump lawyer Michael D. Cohen received a thorough scolding from the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who warned Cohen to "leave lying to the professionals."

"You probably think you can step up to the microphone and lie like it's the easiest thing in the world," she said. "Well, you should try doing it each and every day, and then tell me how easy it is."

Thousands of paedophiles arrive at Vatican for sex abuse conference

Waterford Whispers News
Thu, 21 Feb 2019 19:49 UTC

APOLOGISING profusely for the mix up, the Catholic Church was forced to turn thousands of sheepish paedophiles away from the entrance of the Vatican after they arrived to attend a Vatican sex abuse conference.

"In hindsight, we see why they bought tickets," Vatican spokesperson Father Gio Padre said while gently chuckling, "if I was a paedophile and I heard the Vatican was hosting a 'sex abuse conference' and had invited 190 leaders of religious orders, I'd see why they'd think this was an opportunity to learn, to get a few pointers and the like".

In fact the conference was convened by Pope Francis in a bid to provide the Vatican with its bi-weekly good PR when it comes to safeguarding children and learning from the mistakes of the past which were made on purpose.

Russian traffic policeman adored by social media as he helps a limping dog cross the street

RT
Wed, 20 Feb 2019 10:21 UTC

Even the most hardened and cynical internet users seem to have been touched by this viral video of a Russian policeman helping a limping dog through the traffic.

Dashcam videos typically capture scenes of brutal violence or spine-chilling accidents, but this particular one excels at triggering positive emotions, at least according to Russian YouTubers.

Footage that emerged online on Tuesday shows a stray dog standing on the side of the road in Chelyabinsk, Russia (1,783km east of Moscow) waiting for the chance to cross the street - somewhat desperately as cars continuously go by. The animal's sorrowful anticipation grabbed the attention of a local traffic policeman, who left his car and stopped the traffic for the dog.

US liberals devastated after finding out hate crime didn't actually happen

The Babylon Bee
Tue, 19 Feb 2019 00:58 UTC

The nation's liberals were struck by a devastating blow this week after finding out a hate crime, reported by Empire actor Jussie Smollet, didn't actually happen.

"I needed this to be true," said liberal columnist Hanna Spalding. "When I first heard the news of this attack, I was filled with so much hope. I felt so validated. Then that was taken away. Now I just want to cry into my pillow."

The attack had been called "a modern-day lynching" by democratic presidential candidate Cory Booker but after Chicago police reported that the "trajectory of the investigation" into Smollet's story had shifted, Smollet was stripped of his victim status. Booker became irate, phoning the Chicago police chief and shouting repeatedly, "Check it again! CHECK IT AGAIN!"

The 'Green New Deal' carbon footprint reaches dangerous levels as reprints mounts

Babylon Bee
Sat, 16 Feb 2019 18:40 UTC

WASHINGTON, D.C.-The carbon footprint of the Green New Deal has already reached dangerous levels as congressional staffers have been forced to furiously reprint revisions of the document around the clock since the proposal's unveiling.

As Fox News' Tucker Carlson began reading the 192nd draft of the Green New Deal live on air, Ocasio-Cortez began shouting to her aides, "All right Comrades! We need to get cracking on version 193.01c-LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!!!"

Apparently, the 192nd draft mistakenly mentioned Democrat's passion-project "Operation RoundUp", a bill which would round up and all white males for deportation-- right after they finish pulling the Nation's weeds.

The congressional office has been producing so many re-writes of the bill, their computers, shredders, and printers were overheating from overuse.

Intruder sneaks into abandoned house to smoke pot...finds a tiger!

Cathy Hernandez
KPRC Click2Houston
Mon, 11 Feb 2019 03:32 UTC

A male tiger found Monday at an abandoned southeast Houston home was transported to its new home Tuesday.

Employees showed up to the BARC shelter at 8:30 a.m. Tuesday and loaded the tiger, which was in his original cage, into another trailer and a veterinarian did a visual examination before they left.

The tiger was peaceful and calm waiting in its cage Tuesday morning and appeared to be in good shape.

BARC said word of the tiger's discovery spread and they received calls from across the country offering help to care for the big cat.

'No English' says AOC when asked for details of Green New deal

Babylon Bee
Mon, 11 Feb 2019 17:45 UTC

WASHINGTON, D.C.-The controversial Green New Deal ran into trouble early on when an FAQ of the details was placed on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's website and then pulled down after it received scrutiny. For a while her people claimed the FAQ never existed, and when directly asked about it, Ocasio-Cortez has not answered questions, claiming not to speak English.

"No English," a wide-eyed Ocasio-Cortez told reporters who asked why the FAQ appeared and why it was removed from her website.

"Why did the original FAQ say the Green New Deal would provide economic security for those 'unwilling to work'?" persisted one reporter. "What does that have to do with the environment?"

Watch out for snoops! EU diplomats warned to stay out of pubs & cafes to avoid Russian & Chinese 'spies'

RT
Sat, 09 Feb 2019 12:05 UTC

Brussels is flooded with hundreds of Russian and Chinese agents, the EU security services warned diplomats, saying they must watch where they go for meals and pastimes, German media reported.

There are "around 250 Chinese and 200 Russian spies" snooping around in the EU's unofficial capital, Brussels, diplomats told German paper Welt am Sonntag, citing a warning they got from the European External Action Service (EEAS).

The same notice was also sent out to EU military officials. In order to avoid being targeted by Moscow or Beijing, the diplomats were strongly advised to stay out of certain parts of Brussels' European Quarter where the majority of the key EU institutions are based, the paper wrote.

The 'no-go' places included a "popular" steakhouse and a cafe close to the Berlaymont building, which hosts the European Commission, and the EEAS HQ nearby.

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Don't Panic! Lighten Up!

Neo-Nazi group's new leader is a black man who vows to dissolve it

After impactful Gillette ad released toxic masculinity drops to all time low

Leave lying to professionals warns press secretary

Thousands of paedophiles arrive at Vatican for sex abuse conference

Russian traffic policeman adored by social media as he helps a limping dog cross the street

US liberals devastated after finding out hate crime didn't actually happen

The 'Green New Deal' carbon footprint reaches dangerous levels as reprints mounts

Intruder sneaks into abandoned house to smoke pot...finds a tiger!

'No English' says AOC when asked for details of Green New deal

Watch out for snoops! EU diplomats warned to stay out of pubs & cafes to avoid Russian & Chinese 'spies'

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