Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
A webcam purportedly revealed a black dot over Winter Park, Colorado, that some reports suggest is a spacecraft used by aliens who reside in a secret base in the area. The UFO has only been spotted once, Hurlbert said.
"The website says there is an alien base in the Winter Park area and Winter Park has been known for years as being a great destination for second home owners," implying that there is a lot of overpriced and untenanted property in which extraterrestrial beings can hang out. "So it wouldn't surprise us" if aliens were using the mountain range as a base on Earth, Hurlbert told a local TV station, News 9.
Thu, 09 Feb 2017 19:05 UTC
The new unit's three dozen agents, who have undergone rigorous training to prepare for their challenging role, will be charged with defending the 45th president's psychological well-being around the clock, investigating foreign and domestic threats to his self-esteem and quickly intercepting any spoken or written criticisms before they can harm his pride.
"After conducting a full review of the operational procedures available to us, it became clear that adding this new division was the only way to meet President Trump's emotional security needs," said Secret Service director Joseph Clancy, noting that the president's detail is specially trained in assessing risks and minimizing any opportunity for him to feel insecure or belittled. "His psyche could be put in grave danger from unfavorable poll numbers or suddenly come under attack from a White House press corps heavily armed with uncomfortable questions."
Thu, 09 Feb 2017 13:44 UTC
With thoughts of a potential alien invasion gone wrong, concerned motorists contacted authorities in the city of Casa Grande to investigate the mysterious capsule, which had a parachute attached and 'United States and Capt. J. Millard' and an American flag printed on its side.
It proved however, that the capsule wasn't so puzzling after all, with the Arizona Department of Public Safety's investigation discovering it was in fact an art installation.
"It appears an artist got creative near Casa Grande and turned a cement truck drum into a space capsule! Caused a stir on #I10 this morning," Arizona police tweeted on Monday.
Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:30 UTC
It's finally happened. Russia's many enemies — foreign and domestic — have successfully conspired to destroy one of Russia's most ancient and holy writs: The right to keep and bear bears. At home. In Moscow. Where your home probably consists of a 2-bedroom apartment. And one of those bedrooms is the kitchen.
Yes, the so-called "Chairman of the Commission on Environmental Policy" in Moscow has decreed that domesticated bears are no longer welcome in Russia's capital. Why not just surrender to NATO and give George Soros the keys to the Kremlin?
Sun, 05 Feb 2017 14:42 UTC
Decrepit, war-mongering Senator Mitch McConnell remembers, at least when he doesn't forget to take his meds.
Mitch feels a tingly sensation crawl up his hairy, pale inner thigh every time he thinks of those wonderful, carefree years!
Obama understood that holding the United States to the same standards as everyone else was wrong and bad for Lockheed Martin's stockholders. What happened?
Trump happened. And now those glory years are gone. Gone forever. President Trump says the United States isn't 100% innocent and amazing in every way? Those meddling kids, and their reasonable pragmatism.
Sun, 05 Feb 2017 16:00 UTC
Here's how the Guardian reported Trump's remarkable comments about Putin, and his challenge to America to look inward and stop scapegoating foreign leaders:
A sickness without a cure.
Comment: See also: The Guardian's front page - straight from the pages of Orwell's 1984
Sun, 29 Jan 2017 09:52 UTC
Thu, 26 Jan 2017 19:01 UTC
Following up Trump's promise to "put America first," they released a video from "the government of the Netherlands" welcoming the new US president and explaining why an alliance with the Netherlands is so valuable.
Very well done. Enjoy!
(Only the first 40 seconds are not in English)
Waterford Whispers News
Mon, 23 Jan 2017 18:47 UTC
Pena Nieto, who previously dismissed President Trump's proposal to build a 35 to 40 foot concrete wall at the cost of $8bn to the Mexican taxpayer, made the dramatic U-turn yesterday afternoon, following reports of a large scale immigration of people wishing to leave the 'land of the free'.
So far over 500,000 people are already queueing at various border controls along the current Mexican/US border, forcing the Mexican president to temporarily restrict access to non-Mexicans wishing to escape Donald Trump's America.
"We've been queuing here since Friday," one father of four told WWN, "we've been made stay in a refugee camp along with other Americans. All I want to do is find a better quality of life for my family. Now we're stuck here in limbo".
President Enrique Peña Nieto said he will continue the ban on all immigrants until the wall is built, and urged Americans not to waste their time attempting to cross the border without the appropriate documentation.
"Our borders are currently overwhelmed with overweight men, women and children from the United States of America," he said, "we have no other choice but to close our borders and build this wall to help secure our country".
Emergency pop-up McDonald's restaurants have been erected along the border controls to help feed the starving refugees. The Mexican Navy reported it has saved several hundred people from drowning after trying to cross on makeshift rafts.
In a harrowing incident, one desperate family attempted to cross on their 400lb father, who later had to be sunk after the rescue as emergency crews failed to hoist him to the helicopter.