Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
Wed, 23 Nov 2016 22:09 UTC
Alfred Mikus posted the images with the comment: "They parked Lenin in Stalin Line."
Saturday Night Live
Tue, 22 Nov 2016 22:02 UTC
The Daily Sheeple
Mon, 21 Nov 2016 13:53 UTC
What's going on? Isn't SNL typically leftists mocking conservatives? Did someone cross the streams and now were in another dimension or...?
Well, whatever, this is hilarious:
When Conservative MP Michelle Rempel accused the government of treating the province of Alberta "like a fart in the room" over jobs, Green Party leader Elizabeth May took exception.
However, it was not the accusations of inaction which riled Ms May.
"I heard her say a word I know is distinctly unparliamentary, and I think she may want to withdraw it," the shocked Ms May said.
"The word was f-a-r-t," she continued, spelling it out clearly so as not to repeat the offending term.
Waterford Whispers News
Sun, 20 Nov 2016 18:12 UTC
The Investigatory Powers Bill, which was passed on Thursday with little or no media coverage, would, among other measures, require websites to keep customers' browsing history for up to a year and allow law enforcement agencies access to help with investigations.
"Sure, why would we bother reporting on the biggest invasion of privacy in the history of the British state?" posed Daily Mail journalist Mark Smith, who was too busy working on World War 3 with Russia articles, "I've also got to get four Kardashian pieces out for Monday morning that are guaranteed thousands of shares.
No one is going to bother reading about silly old government snooping and hacking".
The bill gives legal footing to existing powers such as the bulk surveillance and bulk hacking of computers and mobile phones, and allows police and intelligence agencies access to masses of stored personal data, even if the person under scrutiny is not suspected of any wrongdoing.
"Jesus this stuff sounds really boring and dated, to tell you the truth," pointed out The Sun editor, Tony Gallagher, whose newspaper has on many occasions reported false truths in the past,"Our main goal this week is to tackle this fake news phenomenon. All our journalists are too busy compiling a list of the fake news sites to warn people. No one wants to hear about totalitarian-style surveillance powers - the most intrusive system of any democracy in human history".
For more on this unimportant bill, click HERE.
Tue, 15 Nov 2016 20:40 UTC
The "white" problem has been a topic of much debate in the Native American community for centuries, and community leaders have decided the time has come to properly address it.*
Daily Currant reports, "At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent's large, unauthorized European population.
The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds."
David De Meulles said he was taking a pair of North Star Tours clients on a polar bear watching expedition during the weekend in Churchill, Manitoba, when the group witnessed the meeting between the bear and dog, which was tethered on its owner's property.
"I had no idea what was going to happen, and then sure enough he started petting that dog, acted like he was a friend," De Meulles told CBC News. "I just so happen to catch a video of a lifetime."
The video shows the polar bear gently stroking the dog's fur while the two animals enjoy a snuggle.
"I've known the bears to have somewhat friendly behavior with the dogs, but for a bear to pet like a human would pet a dog is just mind-blowing," De Meulles said. "It was a beautiful sight to see, and I just can't believe an animal that big would show that kind of heart toward another animal."
Thu, 17 Nov 2016 13:50 UTC
Jon Bauer posted a video to YouTube he said was recorded by a friend on a United flight Friday morning from San Francisco to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Bauer said the passenger began to film just after the pilot asked passengers to refrain from discussing President-elect Donald Trump or other hot-button political issues while in the air.
"I understand everybody has their opinions; that's fine," the captain says over the plane's speaker system in the video.
Their signs read, "More snow, less hate," "Powder to the people," "Make Colorado snow again," and "Anything but summer."
Shannon Lukens of SteamboatRadio.com said they were yelling at all of the drivers in the cars as they drove by the intersection of 5th and Lincoln Avenue.
The good news is that a storm system is expected to bring snow to the mountains later next week, and potentially Denver as well.
Comment: The kind of "snowflakes" we want!
Sun, 13 Nov 2016 22:09 UTC
Signs And Symptoms:
People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada;
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College;
- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
- Exclamations that "Someone" should do "Something";
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative;
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona.