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Deaf and partially blind dog stays by girl's side for 15 hours in Australian bush then leads her to safety

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Max
Blue heeler Max was awarded a police honour after staying by her side for more than 15 hours in the wild and eventually leading rescuers to the child.

Max came to the rescue after three-year-old Aurora went missing when she wandered off into bushland on a rural property in Queensland state.

Emergency services launched a desperate search for her on foot and from the air on Friday, but could not find her.

But they were aided in their search by the 17-year-old dog, who had stayed with the child during a rainy night before leading her distraught family and rescuers to her on Saturday morning.

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DNC files lawsuit alleging US should never, ever stop focusing on 2016 election

DNC chairman Tom Perez
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Demanding greater accountability for the race's outcome, the Democratic National Committee reportedly filed a multimillion-dollar lawsuit Friday alleging that the nation should never, ever stop focusing on the 2016 presidential election.

"Our lawsuit lays out, in no uncertain terms, that the nation should never under any circumstances move on from the 2016 election results," said DNC chairman Tom Perez, adding that the 66-page lawsuit filed in a New York federal court asserts that the American people must remain solely preoccupied with every little goddamn detail from the 2016 presidential race.

Attention

Most shocking things revealed in the Comey memos

James Comey

James Comey, former FBI Director
A series of memos written by former FBI director James Comey and released to Congress Thursday by the Justice Department provide more insight into his relationship with President Donald Trump, as well as offer information pertinent to the ongoing investigation into his administration's ties to Russia. The Onion presents the most shocking revelations from the Comey memos.
  • The memos confirm the existence of compromising footage of Trump being sworn in as president of the United States of America.
  • According to Comey, Hillary Clinton forgave him for the email scandal the day before the election.

Snakes in Suits

Kim Jong-un 'warming to US' after CIA chief Pompeo shows sodomised Gaddafi video

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In a complete turnaround from previous encounters, CIA director Mike Pompeo somehow forged a "good relationship" with Kim Jong-un following a secret visit and a chat, WWN can confirm.

Pompeo met the North Korean leader earlier this month to discuss possible direct talks between himself and Donald Trump over ongoing missile testing which defied international law.

"We had a really nice discussion about various different things including past events in world history," the CIA explained. "He was dubious at first, but Kim really warmed up when I showed him some old footage of Colonel Gaddafi being captured, sodomized with a gun and then murdered by his own people.

"He was strangely quiet then, so I assumed he just liked that kind of thing and then showed him Saddam Hussein being hung, followed by some declassified footage of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bomb blasts.

It is understood Kim Jong-un quickly came around to the idea of talks and even went on to suggest peace talks with South Korea, and asked the director if he'd like some money.

"It's amazing the change in him and we really look forward to the talks between our two great nations," Mr. Pompeo concluded, before winking and tapping the tip of his nose with his finger.

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Black conservative comedian trolls Starbucks by demanding free reparations coffee - and gets it

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A white Starbucks barista probably violated company policy when she handed over a free coffee to a black man who demanded it in the name of race "reparations."

Bryan Sharpe, who goes by "Hotep Jesus" on Twitter, filmed himself going into a Starbucks store to demand a "free coffee" because they're "racist."


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Jesus was an alien from Venus says the Aetherius Society

Jesus from Venus
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Depending on your religion, you may believe that Jesus Christ was just a man, that he was the son of God, or that he never existed at all, but maybe all of those options are wrong. There's one international group of spiritualists called The Aetherius Society that believes that Jesus was definitely real, but they say the Bible got it wrong-he was not from this planet.

The group was founded in the mid-1950s by a man named George King, who claimed to have been contacted by an alien named Aetherius. King's society says on its website that it is "dedicated to spreading, and acting upon, the teachings of advanced extraterrestrial intelligences," and one of those intelligences that King learned from was "Master Jesus."

King spoke in the past about meeting Jesus on a hill at a place called Holdstone Down.

Toys

Amazon's Alexa robot is in on the 'chemtrail conspiracy'

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© AP Photo / Jeff Chiu
Alexa, the virtual home assistant developed by Amazon, seems to fall for conspiracy theories, or alternatively, she might have inadvertently blown the whistle on state authorities.

Video footage has emerged showing Alexa responding to the question, "What is a chemtrail?"

The robot replies that chemtrails "left by aircraft are actually chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for a purpose undisclosed to the general public by government officials."

The video was uploaded to YouTube by user Matt Landman on April 8 and now boasts over 6,000 views.


Comment: It was subsequently removed from Youtube, but you can see it on the video below.


Comment: One probably shouldn't rely on Amazon's Alexa to do the thinking for them: Chemtrails, Disinformation and the Sixth Extinction

Also check out SOTT radio's: Behind the Headlines: Earth changes in an electric universe: Is climate change really man-made?


Rocket

Stormy Daniels killed in Syrian airstrike

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Adult film star Stormy Daniels has been reportedly killed last night in a US led airstrike in Syria, WWN can confirm.

The controversial porn actress had apparently travelled to the middle eastern country on Thursday in what friends and family members are saying was an unusual move by the dead 39-year-old.

"We have no idea how she got there," a close friend said last night, "it's just not a country Stormy would ever visit on a whim, so we're all very upset and confused as to why she would go to such a dangerous place, considering the predicted missile strikes".

Investigators on the ground believe Ms. Daniels was apparently filming a documentary when over 50 tomahawk missiles accidentally hit the location she was at, obliterating her and a number of other American women who just happened to be there at the time.

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"Do you want me to lie to you?!": US Weatherman rants at colleagues bemoaning that there's no sign of spring


It has been a longer winter for Fox 17's weather forecaster Garry Frank
Fox 17's Garry Frank weather forecaster has lost his temper with the seemingly endless Michigan winter in what has been described as a turbulent rant-cast.

His stormy forecast of yet another cooler-than-average period was mostly addressed to his co-hosts and anchors who were equally dispirited about the continuing cold snap.

Frank, feeling like the shot messenger, jokingly told them that it wasn't his fault that things were not warming up.

It has been a longer winter for Fox 17's weather forecaster Garry Frank

Garry Frank was upset that his colleagues seemed to blame him for the unending winter

Comment: His little tantrum is understandable, where is spring?! But the whole planet is suffering extended periods of cold and completely erratic seasons, yet he's more concerned with his deflated ego, for not receiving praise from his colleagues - if he was a farmer he'd actually have his livelihood at stake; and further down the line, there's the real problem of worldwide food shortages:


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Zuckerberg upgraded with newer emotional chip!

Zuckerberg 3.1
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Mark Zuckerberg is to be upgraded to 'the full range of human emotions' as Facebook attempt to defuse their ongoing problems.

Zuckerberg, who has expressed confusion as to why the humans have water coming from their eyes after discovering just what he'd been doing with their data, will be upgraded to Emotion 3.1 this weekend.

"You appear to be suffering from distress and hysteria," Zuckerberg told angry Facebook users. "Would you like to see some adverts for calming herbal remedies?

"Perhaps you'd find it helpful to reconnect with these people you have had no contact with for twenty years? I understand people enjoy and value friendship."