Upon news of the bill's failure, Alex Soros — son of billionaire George Soros — posted his displeasure on social media, expressing concern that all the work he had accomplished while controlling Biden would be undone by the moves Musk was making while controlling Trump.
"Elon is controlling Trump!" Soros said on X. "No billionaire should hold the power to influence the incoming leader of the free world to make decisions that counter the power we have to influence the current leader of the free world. Something has to be done to stop this. But only for presidents we don't like."
With only a month until Trump's inauguration, Democrat leaders warned that Trump's age may make it easy for Musk to manipulate him. "It's dangerous and unconstitutional for some billionaire businessman to hold so much sway over a president," said Biden's White House Chief of Staff Jeff Zients. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a very important lunch with Alex Soros to receive marching orders for President Biden's last month in office."
At publishing time, politicians and members of the media had still not decided what to call Musk's unprecedented petitioning of Congress, though some were unofficially referring to it by using the more familiar term "lobbying."
Now that self confessed paranoid data processor to the enth degree. Clif High, sets GROK up with some data and this is what he posted on 'X'
"Expand and continue in the same tone/vein: Aw everybody is so torqued out b/c they got their Mars going backward up their Uranus into their Plutonain canal, and their sinusoids are plugged up with Jupiter's moons!
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Aw, everybody's all twisted up 'cause Mars is doing a backflip straight into Uranus, diving right into the Plutonian canal, and their sinusoids are just clogged up with Jupiter's damn moons! Now, Mercury's gone retrograde, so you can kiss clear communication goodbye; everyone's just spouting gibberish like they're speaking in tongues at a cosmic bingo game. And don't even get me started on Saturn; it’s sitting on your emotional solar plexus like a big ol' lead weight, making sure every little feeling feels like a personal attack from the universe itself.
Meanwhile, Venus is flirting with Neptune, making everyone fall in love with the idea of love but not with any actual human being, which is just perfect for all those romantic disasters we're seeing. And let's not forget about the Sun – it's throwing flares like it's trying to start a bonfire in your life path, just for the hell of it.
So here we are, all of us, with our chakras spinning like broken pinwheels, trying to navigate through this celestial mess where every planet's got its own agenda, and none of it aligns with our weekend plans. But hey, at least it's all just part of the grand cosmic comedy, right? We're all just trying to dance through this astral obstacle course, hoping not to trip over our own existential dread. So, grab some cosmic lube, 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride through this astrological clusterfuck! "