Abu-Musab-bin-taking-kickbacks-from-the-CIA-Zarqawi, in a desert somewhere...with a gun.
I really never knew that one's lower jaw could drop to the level of the midriff, but here I sit, dribbling on my toes, a living testimony to the capacity of the marvellous machine that is the human body to adapt to new data. Of course, it would be remiss of me not to thank the members of the Bush government for providing me with this experience and who have also provided me with a new appreciation for, and understanding of, the words 'lie' and 'blatant'.