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"Palestine is not Ukraine. If America intervenes directly, all American locations in the region will become legitimate targets of the resistance axis and will face our attacks. And on this day there will be no red line left."
— Hezbollah Official Statement
You know, of course, that
the CIA's job is to detect sinister doings in other countries, especially as they might affect our own country.
Looks like they missed something lately in the spook-filled space between Iran and Israel. Do you suppose they're too busy running Facebook? And their domestic companion, the FBI, has been working overtime for years now, between their mighty labors concocting RussiaGate and the current program to root out election deniers and other seditious riffraff — while millions of sketchy mutts from here, there, and everywhere in the world scuttle over our border with Mexico and decant across our fruited plains — with assistance, you understand, from our own border officials — and, yet,
no questions asked. Here's a free phone and an auto-refilling debit card. Have a nice day in Skokie, Plattsburgh, or wherever! And don't forget to send in your court appearance forms by the 2030 deadline!
So, it came as a big surprise when southern Israel was overrun by Hamas dudes in tricked-out pickup trucks and para-gliders on Saturday, who carried home hundreds of nubile young women to have sport with, after slaughtering hundreds more people of all ages, like rampaging bronze age Philistines. That fresh enormity is, shall we say, quite a ways from resolution at this time. I'll tell you what will be an
even bigger surprise, though: when some organized unit of those aforesaid mutts of unknown origin who snuck across our border sets off something like
a dirty bomb in New York, Los Angeles, or Washington DC. Or takes over a nuclear power station. Or... well, I wouldn't want to put any ideas in a bad actor's head. But you get the picture, I'm sure.
Comment: Hezbollah has been preparing for a confrontation with Israel since its founding in the 80s. After four decades, has their moment finally come?