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IF I had to, I can name the critical items I would carry - at least two of which would be firearms.Attributes of civilisation.
Highland Fleet Lute (E.g., what your grandparents dealt with.)Bacon and eggs. LOL.
"If you were selling sauteed raccoons' assholes on a stick, Americans would buy them and eat them; especially if you dipped them in imitation butter and put a little salsa on them."George Carlin: American Life Is Worth Losing - Dumb Americans
If you want to find out how much "the planet" loves you, you could maybe try eschewing all attributes of civilisation and go and live out in the woods for a while.
Most likely, you'll be feeding earthworms, centipedes, and the planet itself before a fortnight's up.