Your handy pocket guide to translating the language of Corporatized Orthodox Medicine.

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In 1900, 2% of U.S. GDP went to healthcare, but today it consumes nearly 19%. Meanwhile, expected longevity has started declining, and we are in the midst of an avalanche of rapidly proliferating chronic diseases, with no end in sight. People are getting sicker at a younger age. We are spending a lot more, and getting a lot less for our money.
Something is clearly wrong with the system, and has been for a long, long time. Add it all together, and it is clear that our healthcare system operates under a very flawed and failing paradigm, which fails to meet the needs of the majority of people that it serves.
The following is offered as a means of comprehending why, in 2024, U.S. healthcare costs were the
highest in the world, yet in 2023 we were ranked as the
69th best healthcare system on the planet (down from 37th a little more than a decade ago).
1So far, Google Translate hasn't gotten around to translating this particular language, so I felt the need to present this the old-fashioned way, as a brief printed translation guide. If there are any Google Engineers out there who want to help
Make America Healthy Again (or, the Earth for that matter), you have my permission to use any of the following in a future Medical Doublespeak Google Translate app. Ideally, artificial intelligence can be employed to translate medical doublespeak in real time, and thus render completely harmless such heinous and destructive lies, innuendos and half-truths.
Fortunately for all of us, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., over his many years of challenging corporate vested interests, has had to become completely fluent in Medical Doublespeak. He will need that vital skill as he starts work as the new head of Health and Human Services in the U.S. If he had the time and inclination, I suspect he could do a vastly better and more complete treatment of this topic, than I have with this humble attempt.
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