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Light Saber

Armed 85-year-old woman makes intruder call cops

POINT MARION, Pa. - An 85-year-old woman boldly went for her gun and busted a would-be burglar inside her home, then forced him to call police while she kept him in her sights, police said.

Bandaid

Reduction in gas prices was caused by prayer

Forget Congress. Forget President Bush. About four months ago, frustrated by the apparently immutable laws of supply and demand, Rocky Twyman turned to a higher authority in his quest for cheaper gasoline.

The recent dip in prices, he says, is proof of divine intervention.

"Prayer is the answer to every problem in life," said Twyman, founder of the Pray at the Pump movement, whose members huddle around gas pumps and ask the Almighty to lower gasoline prices.

"If the whole country keeps on praying, we can bring down prices even more, to even less than $2," Twyman said.

Display

16-year-old drops out of school to play Guitar Hero

Regular readers know that I love video games as much as the next guy. In fact, my right ankle is still sore from drumming my way through a marathon Rock Band session last night (who knew calibrating the TV would make such a difference!?), and I'm always looking for the latest titles to pop into my Xbox.

But how much gaming is too much? For North Carolina native Blake Peebles, there's no such thing. Guitar Hero is his title of choice. "I usually play till I can't anymore," he says, in this profile from the News & Observer.

Heart

Cow chases bear away from her favorite apple tree

Residents of a rural Colorado town say a cow named Apple chased off a bear that had climbed into her favorite apple tree. Jack McDonald of Hygiene, about 30 miles northwest of Denver, said the bear had climbed out of the tree when the cow approached it Sunday afternoon.

McDonald says the animals touched noses and hung out together for a bit before Apple chased the bear off.

Robot

Satire: Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission


Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission

Hourglass

Vinyl records make a return

Music on discs, the big, old-time kind, is popular again. Baby boomers and even kids seek it out. The industry responds.

When the doorbell rings at Monti Olson's Glendale home in the middle of the night, it can mean only one thing: Jeff Bowers, his partner in Original Recordings Group, has brought new album artwork for him to inspect. "I'll come out in my pajamas and look it over," Olson said. "He drives home, and I'll go back to bed."

Bulb

Moustache protector, anyone? Weird inventions on show in London

LONDON -- A grenade that puts out fires, a self-pouring teapot, periscope spectacles, a peach peeler and a moustache protector are among oddball inventions on show at the British Library.

The Weird and Wonderful Inventions display, which opened Thursday and runs until November 10 at the national library in central London, is showing off a wealth of eccentric contraptions and ingenious gadgets.

The eye-catching devices are from the collection of Maurice Collins, a man with a passion for crazy inventions dating from 1851 to 1951.

"I've got more than 1,200 items and it's anything that I find a bit peculiar rather than something that would have been successful or other people would collect. I don't collect sewing machines or typewriters," he told AFP.

"It's things that perhaps nobody else would be bothered with, but in some way helped normal people with their lives, like the self-pouring teapot or the dynamo torch."

Meteor

Satire...or is it? Perseid Meteor Shower Triggers Mountain Landslide

The Perseid Meteor shower was so intense on the night of August 11th that it triggered a landslide along Interstate 74 in North Carolina.

Meteorites fell on a top of a mountain that overlooks the four lane interstate highway between Murphy and Andrews in western North Carolina. Rocks and boulders rained down on the road and authorities stated that traffic has been re-routed through the small town of Marble. The detour takes drivers along a scenic two lane road that runs parallel to I-74.

One report states that police officers were observed filling the trunks of their patrol cars with the precious meteorites that can fetch up to six figures on cyber auctions. The police officers would not let locals get near the site of the meteorite fall and reporters were also barred from entering the area.

Pumpkin

Dog Cloning Woman May Be Involved In Yet Another Bizarre Crime



Joyce McKinney
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Joyce Bernann McKinney (left) is the author of her own misfortune. And what a strange misfortune it is. We first told you about her last week when she made world headlines by having her dog cloned in South Korea.

Her picture was splashed across media around the planet, as she hugged the latest incarnation of her beloved pooch.

But her decision to make such a spectacle of herself may yet come back to haunt her. It first surfaced that she was the same woman accused of handcuffing a Mormon missionary to a bed and forcing him to become her 'sex slave.' She jumped bail in England on that crime and never stood trial.

Bizarro Earth

Belgian man loses wife in woods playing 'nude' hide-and-seek

A Belgian man reported his wife missing to police in Mechelen, south Belgium, after she got lost while the pair were playing "nude" hide-and-seek in local woods, national media reported on Friday.

The naked woman, who turned up a short while after her husband had filed the missing person report, told police that she become disorientated after wandering too far into the undergrowth as she tried to find a place to hide.