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Crusader

Colorado: Silverthorne Police Chief Called 'Enemy Of Jesus Christ'

A mountain town is trying to pass a law that would ban a preacher from its streets.

The man known as "Brother Nathaniel" likes to spread his religious message from a median right in the middle of traffic where Interstate 70 meets Highway 9.

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Brother Nataniel

Bizarro Earth

UK: Telegraph solves the mystery of the travelling Gnome

The Daily Telegraph solved the mystery by discovering the identity of the man who decided to make the gnome his traveling companion, and took him to meet the owners.

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Simon Randles who 'borrowed' a gnome from a Gloucester garden and took it on his round the world travels. Pictured returning it to its owners Eve and Derrick Stuart-Kelso

Simon Randles, 22, a law graduate from Reading University, who is taking a year out before joining the Royal Marines in February, shook hands and spoke at length with Derrick Stuart-Kelso and his wife, Eve, who were intrigued by his story.

"Thanks for coming round," Mrs Stuart-Kelso told him. "It is a lovely story and you have cheered me up on a miserable day."

Mr Randles, who lives in Gloucester, and traveled alone with the gnome, said the idea of taking a gnome had come up in discussion with friends at university. "It is incredibly hard to find a gnome," he said. "I was on a bus and saw this gnome in the garden. I think it was fate. I mentally tagged it and went back the night before I left and liberated it sometime before midnight.

Smiley

Those Damn Kids! - McCain pwnd?

On Tuesday night, TNA writer Lonnie Affrime spotted the Straight Talk Express in the parking lot of an Embassy Suites in Boca Raton, FL. He noticed an unusual decal on the back of Sen. John McCain's whip and, as any good American would do, took a few pictures.

It is unknown as of now who placed the bumper sticker on the Straight Talk Express. We must not rule out the possibility that McCain slapped the decal on, himself, rather than pollute his famed bus's maverick image with one of his own utterly uninspiring bumper stickers. The only other option is that there are Obama supporters in Boca - and that just sounds ridiculous.

Comment: Sums it up quite nicely concerning any real choice in the U.S. election. You can vote for a Democan or a Republicrat. It's all the same in the end.


Smiley

Paris Hilton throws her hat in the ring - Challanges U.S. presidential candidates to debate

Given the calibre of discourse that marks the 2008 presidential campaign, Paris Hilton can only raise the quality!

Bizarro Earth

New Zealand: Potter star used to crack crime



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The poster has been distributed around the local area

A wanted poster featuring Robbie Coltrane is being used by police in New Zealand to try to catch a teenage burglar who resembles the actor.

Detectives stressed the Cracker and Harry Potter star is not suspected of any crimes, but said the thief looks like a 16-year-old version of him.

The poster has been distributed to homes in the Christchurch area of the South Island.

New Zealand law bans the publication of pictures of juvenile criminals.

Better Earth

Do they really think the earth is flat?



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If you're a flat-earther, this image is a fake

In the 21st Century, the term "flat-earther" is used to describe someone who is spectacularly - and seemingly willfully - ignorant. But there is a group of people who claim they believe the planet really is flat. Are they really out there or is it all an elaborate prank?

Nasa is celebrating its 50th birthday with much fanfare and pictures of past glories. But in half a century of extraordinary images of space, one stands out.

People

Moscow's High Heel Race

It was a survival of the fittest and most stylish in Moscow as women put on their sturdiest heels to compete in a high-heeled shoes race.

Fish

UK: A keen angler had his dying wish realised, when his ashes were turned into fish food



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Mr Hodge's widow Caroline and daughter Sally were the first to catapult balls of the bait into the River Huntspill to signal the start of an angling competition among Mr Hodge's friends

When Peter Hodge learned he had terminal motor neurone disease, he requested his remains be mixed in with the special groundbait he used to catch fish in his local river.

The 61-year-old, from Puriton, near Bridgewater in Somerset said he wanted to swim with his favourite fish in the spot where he spent 40 happy years angling.

After his death last month he was cremated in a wicker fishing basket coffin, and his ashes were mingled with 30lb of fish food.

Bizarro Earth

'Weapons of Grass Destruction': Goats slip past security fence near NYC bridge

It was a report calculated to send chills through those charged with anti-terrorist vigilance in New York City: Bearded intruders secretly penetrate heavily guarded transportation site.

But it turned out the would-be trespassers were goats imported by the National Park Service to clean up poison ivy and other unwanted weeds at historic Fort Wadsworth, a 200-year-old Revolutionary War rampart on Staten Island near the Verrazano Bridge.

Attention

Make. It. Stop.

The case for ending our long national nightmare.