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Listen: later this afternoon, Anthony Fauci could come out and say:Lost the specific link. Here's general: [Link]"Oh well, jeez, I’ve seen research now that shows that the corona virus can be transmitted through farts. I think that people who want to be on the safe side should be wearing butt plugs, because we have to stop the spread and right now we’re just not there yet. Some people might be thinking, “okay, well, I don’t fart very much, I can hold it in if I’m in a crowd of people, I’m not going to infect anyone.”Can any single one of you tell me that if he said that, that this would be some final straw, and the people would finally start resisting? No, none of you will tell me that, because you all know: th ere is no point at which the people who have bought into this are going to buyout of it. They are insane. They’ve gone all in. They’re staying in.They will stick a butt plug into their butthole so that they don’t get infected with coronavirus by sucking someone else’s fart into their anus.
"Well, those people need to think about their own safety. If they’re not wearing a butt plug, someone around them could fart, and they could end up sucking someone else’s fart into their own anus, and getting infected that way. We have studies now that show if you’re not wearing a butt plug, you can suck someone else’s fart into your anus.
"This virus is so deadly, we just have to follow the science, and right now, the science is clear that if we want to be safe, people need to start wearing butt plugs."
The only way out of this would be for someone to show real leadership,and tell people it’s over.
Good thinking, Batgirl.(Not scuffing you, Nada, it's just I find HFL's humorous abstrusities . . . stupidly funny? funnily stupid? Whatever.)
Seems like the arse swab might be worse for them than meThat's what you think. There are probably people queuing up for that particular 'calling'.
Comment: Despite the propaganda, China is not "back to normal." Life has radically changed, now even more authoritarian than it used to be. See this for example: