In my last piece, I wrote that one of the downsides of the probable D-Notice slapped on the Skripal Case was that we may well be deprived of our daily dose of farcical nonsense, such as whether the poison was administered in the restaurant, the car, the cemetery, the flowers, the luggage, the bench, the porridge, the door handle or - and I'm surprised nobody has thought of it yet - perhaps the cat. There is no doubt an FSB manual waiting to be found which explains how cats can be safely used as conduits for "Novichok", and it has almost certainly been put together by the dashingly handsome, astonishingly intelligent, but inexplicably bitmapped ruthless ex-KGB assassin, "Gordon", who was
apparently a suspect a couple of weeks ago, but is no longer deemed a person of interest.
But despite the D-Notice, on the morning of 5th May it seemed that the torrent of patent absurdities was actually not about to cease anytime soon. In an interview with the
New York Times, the Director General of the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW), Ahmet Uzumcu,
said the following:
"For research activities or protection you would need, for instance, five to 10 grams or so, but even in Salisbury it looks like they may have used more than that, without knowing the exact quantity, I am told it may be 50, 100 grams or so, which goes beyond research activities for protection."
My immediate reaction was to ask why only 50-100 grams (which the
New York Times helpfully tells its readers is between about a quarter-cup to a half-cup of liquid)?
Why not a whole bucketful of Novichok, splashed indiscriminately over the front door of Mr Skripal's house?
Comment: Yet another example of how mainstream news spreads disinformation. As of yet, the
Telegraph and
Express have not issued any clarification to the original story. In other words, the idea that this large amount of Novichok was made is continuing to spread and even if a retraction is made, it will not have the effect the original story had.
Comment: Heartbreaking. And to think all this decades-long suffering has been caused by the superstitious belief that a tribal god supposedly gave the right to a certain group of people to steal the land of others.
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