For those curious about what the "enhanced" pat-down involves, I had a first-hand experience (no pun intended) Sunday evening September 10 in the Kansas City airport. (This is going exactly where you think it's going, so feel free to stop reading right now.)
After going through a metal detector in the TSA-Pre security line, I was randomly selected to see if a machine would detect explosives on my hands. My palms were swabbed and the machine detected explosives, even though I had not recently handled a gun, flammable liquids, or any sort of explosives. Another airline passenger told me the same machine had detected explosives on the hands of another passenger who had gone through the line minutes before I did.
So what precisely does the "enhanced" pat-down seem to entail, you ask?
Well, since you asked, the agent runs his hand inside a passenger's waistband and also runs his hand up the back of each leg until he "meets resistance" and then does the same from the front of each leg. And then the TSA agent swipes the front of his hands 3 or 4 times right over the zipper area of one's Gap Outlet comfort-stretch khakis. That last part was the most unpleasant.
For what it's worth, this isn't the story of an agent who didn't know how to do a pat-down. The agent described exactly what he was going to do before he did it and seemed to be simply carrying out the government's policy. I'm sure he'd like a job that involves less groping.
Comment: Or perhaps not, TSA has a well deserved reputation for hiring the morally reprehensible:
- Half of all TSA employees accused of misconduct, 1/4 are repeat offenders
- Agent for TSA arrested for sexually assaulting traveler in bathroom
- TSA Manager Arrested for Running Prostitution Ring
- TSA dogged by thefts, groping and sexual assault by screeners
- US Congresswoman Blackburn: TSA is staffed with pedophiles and child pornographers
- TSA hires a priest excluded from clergy for child molestation
I'm not a crazy ACLU-type. I've had no problem with body-scanners or previous TSA pat-downs. In 2009, a terrorist famously smuggled a bomb in his underwear aboard a U.S. flight.
Comment: Which was yet another false-flag event, created primarily to instill fear in the US public making them concede to these increasingly invasive 'security measures': The Underwear Bomber - Crushing Freedom With Phony Arab Terrorism
But an agent of the state should probably only touch a citizen's genitals seven or eight times if the agent has reasonable suspicion, and not because a machine is malfunctioning or calibrated, intentionally or unintentionally, to detect explosives on everyone who is tested.
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