"Bravo! Bravo! Marvelous!" actor Kevin Spacey was overheard yelling over hundreds of cheering actors, directors, and producers as the 20-foot-long mirror was carefully positioned directly in front of the Dolby Theatre auditorium, the ovation only growing louder the longer it remained onstage.
"Simply incredible! We love you!" At press time, the crowd had resumed their seats immediately after the mirror was taken offstage, and Best Foreign Language Film award presenter Gael García Bernal was introduced to a smattering of polite applause.
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Anyone who believes the earth is flat should be put in this category. For them, being trapped in a 2d environment is their personal reality; they put themselves there.
An imprint of hands coming together in applause creates that illusion.
This Oscar set is a group of people who all found something in common with every other person in the room for a few minutes of their life. That must have been a monumental, life changing experience.
For six whole minutes everyone in the room was applauding the exact same thing at the exact same time. There was a whole room full of like-minded people, acting in unison.
Contrary to the popular, almost disastrous misuse of the word 'ego', what they all have in common is that they barely have any.
What they have instead is an abundance of foaming, glutinous, false personality, smothering any possibility of a real "I".
These Oscarites have floodlights illuminating them from a stage of their own making. Together they share a world of disassociated, unsequential movie stories sourced from the time sensitive realm of 3-d.
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Really ? ?
What else was going on, what was the context ? ?
The Onion is also good at putting a mirror on reality! Bravo Onion!