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Fotoshop by Adobé: Spoof exposes unrealistic standards of beauty

The vimeo description says it best:

"This commercial isn't real, neither are society's standards of beauty."


"I was watching TV one sleepless night and stumbled upon an infomercial for some beauty product. The commercial showed before and after portraits that, to my eye, looked like the same photo just photoshopped. I laughed to myself. Then I made this video," filmmaker Jesse Rosten said of his Fotoshop creation.

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Higher Education And The Twilight Zone

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One of the biggest buzzwords in the education community is "critical thinking." Truth be told, I haven't the faintest clue what that means. Like "social justice," it means whatever you want it to mean. Nonetheless, put on your critical-thinking cap and look at the latest Speaker's Series 2012 being offered by the Pima Community College right here in southern Arizona. These lectures will be given February 7, March 6, April 3, October 2 November 13, and December 4 of this year. Make your plane reservations to Tucson well in advance.

I wrote an article for TBP on last year's Speaker Series 2011. Audiences were thrilled with lectures on such captivating subjects as Expanding Cultural Perspectives, Storytelling, Dance Origins, and, my favorite, The Tuba As a Solo Instrument: a 75-Year Perspective. As Dave Barry would say, "I am not making this up." So let's move on to some of the lectures in the blockbuster 2012 agenda.

#1. "Closed, Open, and Hyper-Open Form Seeing: An Aesthetic and Historical Perspective" by Michael Stack, Art Faculty. According to the subtext, this talk will start with our earliest memories of drawing, to show how early personal experiences of the visual can be expanded to reveal and reconnect to a variety of historical and social encounters.

Comment. If you understand what the difference is between open and hyper-open, then skip this stem-winder. Look, I don't understand what the title means, much less the explanation. Sounds like a Stack of shit to me.

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Birds just want to have fun!

Bird has a little too much fun sliding down snowy rooftop...again and again.


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Australia: The Mysterious Case Of The Car That Stole Itself

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Sleuthy detectives in rural Australia have declared "Case Closed" in the incident of a mysteriously disappearing car and a phantom garage break in. The culprit? The car itself. And it would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

The car's owner parked behind a local market before "taking a walk" that definitely didn't involve going to the pub. When he returned, the car was gone and police couldn't find it anywhere.

Flash forward nearly a month, and the owners of a nearby house called police to report a break in after noticing that the roll-up door on their garage was slightly ajar. When constables arrived on the scene and opened said door, there was the stolen car.

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Beam Me Up, Obama: Conspiracy Theory Claims President Teleported to Mars

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© J. Major/NASA/Hubble/ObamaWas the 44th President of the United States a top-secret teenage Mars explorer?
Forget 2012 prophecies, Mayan calendars and lurking planets that go only by the name "X"... there's an even kookier conspiracy theory in town, and it has to do with our nation's fearless leader and his teenage teleportation adventures on Mars.

Yes, you read that right.

It seems that two government employees and self-professed time-travelers - er, "chrononauts" - Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings have come forth and named President Obama as one of their own, along with the current head of DARPA, Regina Dugan.

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Satire: Keystone XL Pipeline Obama-Cheney Secret Phonecall Revealed! Just a New Yorker's Opinion

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© The Progressive PlaybookThe Obama administration is expected to delay its final decision on the Keystone XL pipeline until after the 2012 election.
Recently, a thumb-drive with an audio file on it arrived in my mail. No return address, but I have a Mac, so I never too worried about viruses. I jacked it in and heard this secretly recorded call between President Barack Obama and former Vice President Dick Cheney talking about the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) and the Keystone XL pipeline.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney: "Hello Barry?"

President Barack Obama: "Yes, Dick."

Cheney: "Just wanted to thank you for that NDAA thing."

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Church of Filesharing Now Recognized as Official Religion in Sweden

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Hallelujah! Filesharing is now officially a religion in Sweden, as Swedish authorities have approved the Church of Kopimism as an officially religion.

Yes, in 2010, 19 year-old philosophy student Isak Gerson, a fervid believer in file sharing, founded The Missionary Church of Kopimism, which considers file sharing and copy to be sacred acts and hold up CTRL+C and CTRL+V as divine symbols.

Membership in the church grew swiftly, reaching some 3,000 in the latter half of 2011, which prompted Gerson to seek legal recognition so as to gain freedom of religion protection afforded by the Swedish Constitution.

According to TorrentFreak, the church's central tenets include the beliefs that:
  • Reproduction of information is ethically right.
  • The flow of information is ethically right.
  • Remix Spirit is a sacred kind of copying.
  • Copying or remixing information conveyed by another person is an act of respect.
The church is also acutely against DRM and other methods of protecting or hiding code.
"To appropriate software (to keep source code hidden from others), is comparable to slavery, and should be banned," they declare.

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Restaurant Sign Reads, 'No Politicians, No Exceptions'

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It's common for presidential candidates to make the rounds at New Hampshire restaurants, but one has had enough of the visits.

The sign at the entrance of Colby's Breakfast & Lunch in Portsmouth reads "No Politicians, No Exceptions."

Employee Jessica Labrie told the Portsmouth Herald she made the sign after several customers complained that the visits were an interruption.

Labrie said several GOP presidential candidates, including Texas Gov. Rick Perry, former candidate Michele Bachmann and former Louisiana Gov. Buddy Roemer have visited the business since the summer, and each time their presence was an interruption.

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The 10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2011

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We've all heard about crazy lawsuits and 2011 was no exception when it came to the filing of frivolous - even ridiculous - lawsuits.

A lawsuit by a kidnapper against his victims for not helping him evade police tops the U.S. Chamber of Commerce's Institute for Legal Reform's (ILR) survey of the Top Ten Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2011, released today.

"While these lawsuits vary from the outrageous to the humorous, abusive litigation is hardly a laughing matter," said ILR President Lisa Rickard. "ILR's annual poll of ridiculous lawsuits helps to remind us that abusive lawsuits affect real people and real businesses, and can have harmful results to lives, jobs, and even our economic growth."

ILR announced the top ten vote-getters from among those chosen throughout the year by visitors to the Faces off Lawsuit Abuse. The lawsuits were selected from those featured in the website's monthly polls for 2011. The Faces of Lawsuit Abuse campaign is ILR's public awareness effort created to highlight the impact of abusive lawsuits on small businesses, communities, and individuals.

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The 25 Weirdest Questions Job Interviewees Faced in 2011

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Preparation, preparation and more preparation -- that's the advice that most job seekers receive when they land a coveted job interview. Anyone who's ever interviewed for a job knows the drill by now: Learn as much about your prospective employer as possible by visiting their website and prepare for questions like "What's your greatest strength and weakness?" or "Where do you see yourself in X years?"

However, even with the most sound of preparations, interviewers like to throw applicants left-field questions once in a while, perhaps to determine if you can think on your feet or to evaluate if you will fit the culture of the company. For some of these questions, there is simply no way for job interviewees to prepare.

What kind of oddball questions have job seekers encountered in 2011? From mathematical puzzles to questions that wouldn't be out of place on a first date, here's a list of the 25 weirdest job interview questions of the year, unsurprisingly comprised of mainly questions from tech companies, which tend to look for employees who can provide unconventional solutions, that employment website Glassdoor has compiled.