WASHINGTON, DC - A confused President Bush broke free from the restraint of Secret Service agents and ran in pursuit of departing deputy chief of staff Karl Rove's car for several blocks down Pennsylvania Avenue before being outdistanced by the vehicle.
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| Bush sits in disbelief as his longtime buddy disappears forever and ever and ever.
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Comment: On the other hand, read "Let's All Light Up!"