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Max the terrier becomes 'world's oldest dog' as he celebrates 26th birthday

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© Barry Bland/Barcroft MediaDog years: Max and his owner Janelle Derouen yesterday as the mixed breed terrier celebrated his 26th birthday
A terrier-cross in Louisiana celebrated his 26th birthday yesterday, making him a contender for the title of world's oldest dog.

Max, who is a staggering 182 in dog years, has a veterinary birth certificate to prove his impressive age, and is awaiting official confirmation from Guinness World Records.

Owner Janelle Derouen, 49, bought her beloved pet in 1983 from a local sugar cane farmer.

'He was the only one in the litter that was brown and I liked the colour so I took him home,' she said.

Until recently it was believed that a New York-based dog called Chanel was the oldest dog alive after turning 21 in May - but the Dachshund-cross, who is riddled with health problems, is a full five years junior to Max.

Max, in turn, is still in fine health and only suffers from mild arthritis and some cataracts. He has been visiting the same vet since birth at the local Robichaux Veterinary Clinic.

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Barking Mad? Dog Collar 'Translates' Dog Barks

Japanese Toy Company Alleges Breakthroug; Animal Behaviorists Doubtful

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Yesenia Aceves, a self-avowed dog lover, says she can tell what her Italian greyhounds want by listening to their barks. But even she isn't buying -- literally or figuratively -- a newfangled dog collar that claims to figure out on its own what Fido is trying to say.

Later this month, TakaraTomy, a Japanese toy company, will release in Japan the Bowlingual Voice dog collar. The device includes a microphone worn around a dog's neck and a separate digital reader that -- the company says -- translates barks into one of six emotional states: happy, sad, frustrated, threatening, needy or assertive.

But dog owners such as Aceves are having a tough time believing it will work.

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Man on lawnmower during beer run charged with DUI

Belleville, Illinois - With a revoked license because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, Dennis Cretton shouldn't drive. But authorities said that didn't stop the 49-year-old man from drunkenly driving up to a gas station for more beer - on his yellow riding lawnmower.

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Nuts blamed for death of biggest Brit carp

The owner of a British fishing complex blamed the death of a 25-year-old carp thought to be Britain's largest on irresponsible anglers leaving food behind.


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Obama an entry in latest slang dictionary

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The sixth edition of "UCLA Slang" is being published this month and it is just "presh!"

The book is released every four years by linguistics professor Pamela Munro and her students at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA).

Munro said the lighthearted dictionary is put together using a methodical process that starts with students collecting slang from friends followed by a detailed analysis to make sure submissions are spelled and defined correctly.

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Best of the Web: The Constitution Says Obama Can't Be President. And Neither Could Reagan

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Barack Obama's birthday is tomorrow (or is it?) and in the spirit of gift giving, I've got something for the 28% of Republicans who don't believe Obama was born in America: An invitation to common ground.

Here's the first place we can agree: It would be nice if the president would ask Hawaii to release his original, long form birth certificate.

There are all kinds of perfectly good moral, legal and political reasons why he shouldn't, but, frankly, I'm still tuckered out from all the perfectly good moral, legal and political reasons Hillary Clinton wouldn't release the Rose Law Firm billing records.

I'm not going through that hell again.

Smiley

Satire: Cambridge Cop Accidentally Arrests Henry Louis Gates Again During White House Meeting

Washington - Upon arriving late to his meeting with President Barack Obama and famed African-American intellectual Henry Louis Gates, Cambridge police officer James Crowley once again detained the distinguished Harvard scholar after failing to recognize the man he had arrested just two weeks earlier, White House sources reported Thursday.

"When I entered the Oval Office, I observed an unidentified black male sitting near Mr. Obama, and in the interest of the president's safety, I attempted to ascertain the individual's business at the White House," Crowley said in a sworn statement following the arrest.

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Moscow Patriarch Kiril shows off 30,000 euro watch, preaches moderation in consumption

During Moscow Patriarch Kiril prayer at the Volodymyr Hill in Kyiv a VIP.glavred photographer took a photo of the watch Kiril was wearing. It is a Breguet, costing between 28,000 and 36,000 euros, depending on the seller.

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