Ape Planet
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A report - not about who's on Epstein's list - has come out that claims Trump asked the little dictator of Ukraine whether he can "hit Moscow"? It comes on the heels of reports that Trump - egged on by the little dictator of South Carolina, Lindsey Graham - has agreed to send the other little dictator another tranche of weapons to attack the Russians with. Including - reportedly - American made missiles capable of striking targets in Moscow. Trump has also decreed that if Russia - Putin - does not end the war by September (50 days) then he, Trump, will wage economic war upon Russia by appyling punishing tariffs to all countries that trade with Russia. This of course would include Chyna, in the president's manner of saying it.

Try to imagine how Americans - including Trump - would react if Putin publicly asked the Iranian leader whether he could "hit Washington." And then announced he'd be sending the Iranians missiles capable of doing that. But, you see, it is different when Americans do what Trump just did. Cue the Lee Greenwood song.

Of course, the Russians see it differently. The more important question now - for us peons to ponder - is what the Russians will do if American provided missiles (probably under American technical guidance) rain down on Moscow. What do most people do when someone throws a punch at them? To expect the Russians to not punch back - to fault them for not defending themselves - is a very uniquely American psychosis. We'll be outraged when Russian missiles fall on America.

Greta
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Channeling Greta, How dare they!

That is the apparent psychosis of Trump and his Red Hats, the ones still wearing them. They are the ones now 'splainin' way not just the about-face on the Epstein thing but also the Keeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvv thing. Wasn't Trump going to end the war - or at least, end our egging-on of it - on the first day or so of his second term? That went the way of the $5,000 DOGE refund (and DOGE, itself) and the crazy talk about funding the federal government via tariffs and abolishing the IRS. Instead, we'll get REAL ID and an IRS run by Palantir and the Tech Bros.


Never mind. Orange Man Good! No matter what he does, apparently. So long as it is Orange Man doing it.

Only "bad people" are interested in the truth about Epstein. Soon, these "bad people" are likely to be framed as "anti-Semitic" people, for raising questions about Israel and Epstein. This may account for Trump's suddenly becoming as much an egger-onner of the war Over There - in Ukraine - as his new bestest buddy, Lindsey Graham.

Maybe there is overlap.

Maybe Trump wants - no, needs - a war (a real one) to "move the needle" away from Epstein and this very strange sudden reframing of the thing, as if someone had put a gun to the man's head. It's either that or he knows that public revelations about what Epstein was really up to and with whom would entail consequences worse for certain parties than a missile barrage hitting DC.

Which would only affect us.

They (this includes Trump) will be safe, deep underground - with plenty of food and water and probably many other amenities, besides. We'll be pawing through the possibly radioactive debris, looking for whatever we can find and Esptein's list will be the last thing on our minds.

Chimp Report
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Remember: They (and we are talking about the same cabal of people) have done this before. The Chimp had a problem, too - back in the summer of 2001. People were asking awkward questions and the questions were gettin traction. The Chimp himself was widely disliked. There was an inquiry under way as to where certain large sums of "defense" money had disappeared to.

And then - voila! - a distraction. We are war now and ah am a War President!, said The Chimp, whose approval rating soared to an unassailable 90 percent. Asking inconvenient questions became prima facie evidence that you were "with them" - as opposed to "us" - and an ally of the "enemies of Freedom."

We got a Homeland in place of a country. What are we going to get next?