"Here are some good questions for you," Psaki told the reporters ahead of the latest press conference. "Make sure to ask this one about how good we are at the vaccine rollout."
"Wow! This saves us so much work!" said the reporters. "Thank you so much!"
"Oh, I did have a question about Hunter Biden, but that isn't on here," said a Washington Post reporter.
Psaki rolled up a paper and hit the reporter on the head. "No! Bad! No!"
"I'm sorry!" the reporter whimpered. "Please love me!"
Hearing how helpful Psaki is, CNN's Brian Stelter remarked, "How refreshing!" -- though Stelter was not allowed to ask any questions himself, as Psaki said he is "too creepy."
So, why not use approved methods. As a slogan from my long-gone youth said :"Learning from the Soviet Union means learning to triumph."
("Von der Sowietunion lernen heißt siegen lernen"). Anyone remember ...