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Spokesperson for the Vatican Furio Giunta was sheepish about the exact contents of the 11 commandment but did relay some information to awaiting media.
"Well it's quite long and detailed," explained Giunta, "and actually what astonished the Pope most is how relevant its teachings are in relation to the modern world, which is of course purely coincidental and not contrived in any way".
Giunta went on to explain that the 11th commandment may have made specific mention of how Governments should institute a permanent tax-exempt status for the Catholic Church while also condemning all social media posts that were critical of the church.
Regrettably, the 11th commandment is also rumoured to absolve the church of any past, current or future wrong doing.
"Hey, look I guess God is just an understanding guy and this newly discovered commandment is perfectly reflective of our current worldview. He still has a huge hard on for the whole 'don't use condoms in the third world to prevent the spread of HIV' thing," Giunta added to a bemused press pack.
While the precise details of the new commandment have yet to surface we do know that it was discovered in the disabled toilet in a Florida branch of McDonalds, some 600 years after first being reported missing from a Vatican owned storage facility.
The Vatican outright deny and condemn rumours that the commandment, etched in stone, used comic sans font.
Thou shall not take the P*** out of Obama.
and the 12th commandment being...
Thou should have elected M Romney.