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Vatican paper: Pope Benedict XVI doesn't wear Prada

The devil may wear Prada - but the pope does not.

According to the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, the bright red loafers that Pope Benedict XVI wears are not designed by the Milanese fashion house, as has long been rumored.

"Obviously the attribution was false," the Vatican newspaper said in its Thursday's editions.

"Such rumors are inconsistent with the simple and somber man who, on the day of his election to the papacy, showed to the faithful gathered in St. Peter's Square and to the whole world the sleeves of a modest black sweater," it said.

Still, Benedict's fashion sense has often drawn media attention.

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In this Dec. 21, 2005 file photo Pope Benedict XVI sports a fur-trimmed hat, "camauro" as he arrives in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican for his weekly general audience. The devil may wear Prada _ but the pope does not. According to Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano' Thursday, June 26, 2008 edition, the bright red loafers that Pope Benedict XVI wears are not designed by the Milanese fashion house, as has long been rumored.

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The Highest Popping Toaster in the World - The MOASTER

Fred Yauner has made it into the Guinness Book of Records for the highest popping toast in the world.

Yauner's current 'Because We Can' project aims to produce extreme or superlative products, 'the biggest, the best, the fastest', as a critique of the current state of design and consumerism. We want to associate ourselves with objects that pretend to make us better or fulfil our dreams, always offering us more. We are, consciously or unconsciously, allowing ourselves to be told what we need and what will complete our sense of self as we see it in image form, and are content in 'hyperreal' space. Self-deception is so easily accepted, that it is almost a necessity. -- Freddie Yauner's site

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Satire: Britain unveils plan to criticise Mugabe out of office

Britain is to lead international efforts to drive Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe from office with wave after wave of devastating criticism.

Rejecting claims that military action to remove Mugabe would take less than 20 minutes, foreign secretary David Milliband said democracy could only be restored with a series of sharply-worded press releases.

Mr Milliband is expected to issue an ultimatum to Mugabe, giving him one week to stop killing his opponents or face being compared to Dr Octopus from Spiderman 2.

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Is Mugabe now worse than Dr Octopus?

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San Francisco, US: Satire at the ballot box to 'honor' Bush

If you've attended an event or festival in San Francisco lately - or even just hung out at a city park - you've probably seen them.

Admittedly, they're hard to miss. Someone in the group is usually toting a large American flag, and another is often carrying a boom box blaring patriotic music. Sometimes one of them dresses up as Uncle Sam.

They're the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco, but don't let the serious name fool you. The group's intentions are in the gutter: They want to rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant come January, when the next president is sworn in.

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UK: Person's ashes found in theatre

A pale blue box containing what are thought to be a dead person's ashes has been found at the Empire Theatre in Liverpool.

The box was left in the auditorium after a performance by Scouse medium Derek Acorah and former star of TV's Most Haunted programme.

A member of the theatre's front of house staff found the box which has yet to be claimed.

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Kentucky attorney general set up cybercrime unit and has his identity stolen

Lexington - Kentucky Attorney General Jack Conway - who this month announced a special unit on cybercrime - has found himself the victim of identity theft.

When Conway tried to buy some music on iTunes, the company wouldn't accept his credit card, saying the billing zip code didn't match their records.

The state's top legal officer says someone had stolen his credit card number and charged thousands of dollars worth of computers, Vonage phone service and postal service charges.

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Satire: Price of Gas to rise, says people who set the price of Gas

The men who set the price of gas have predicted gas prices will rise by about 40%.

The bosses of Britain's six biggest energy companies told MPs the only control they had over the price of gas was deciding how much they were going to charge people for using it.

Paul Golby, chief executive of E.ON, said: "Given the volatile nature of the current market and the knock-on effect of high oil prices, it's very difficult, at this stage, to predict how much more money I'm going to want.

"As a very rough, ballpark figure I would say I'm probably going to want about 40% more money."

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These things aren't cheap, you know

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Flashback Iran's atomic bicycle in Venezuela!

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez has dubbed the very first bike produced at a joint Iranian-Venezuelan factory 'the atomic bicycle'.

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Brazilian jail puts stop to 'pigeon post' drug deliveries

The inmates of a Brazilian prison used pigeons to deliver drugs and mobile phone parts to their cells, national TV reported on Tuesday.

The deliveries came to light after authorities at the prison, located some 444 km (275 miles) from Sao Paulo, noticed a growth in drugs and mobile phones seized from prisoners.

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China: Dachshund pushes wheelchair

A dachshund dog has become a local celebrity in China for his skills in pushing a wheelchair.

Two-year-old Guai Guai runs underneath the wheelchair pushing the foot rests with his front legs.

He is so small - and fast - that many passers-by assume the wheelchair is motorised, reports Dahe Network.

His owner, Ms Wang of Zhengzhou, says he learnt to push her father's wheelchair when he was a puppy and used to hide underneath it.

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