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US, Philadelphia: Occupying Each Other's Hearts, for Better and for Worse

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© The Associated Press / Alex BrandonAdam Hill, left, kisses his bride Alicia "Ally" Nauss before they get married at the Occupy Philadelphia encampment in front of City Hall Sunday, Nov. 6, 2011 in Philadelphia. Nauss and Hill met while working the information tent at Occupy Philadelphia. The encampment at City Hall is one of many being held across the country similar to the ongoing Occupy Wall Street demonstration in New York.
At Occupy Philly, there's more than just rebellion in the air. Cupid's arrow struck Ally Nauss and Adam Hill, two members of the protest movement. The pair, who met about a month ago, married this weekend.

Nauss and Hill met at the protest when they were both working at an information tent near Philadelphia's City Hall. And that's where they decided to get married. According to a buzzy article from the Associated Press, Nauss said that the decision to marry there made perfect sense. "We met here, we fell in love here, and this is our lives right now."

A piece from the Philadelphia Inquirer quotes Nauss, who said, "Sometimes you meet someone and you just know. . . . When that happens so organically, so naturally, that's a sign." Their friends, families, and fellow activists attended the service. And the movement's food committee even furnished the wedding cake.

While many newlyweds elect to hit the beach for their honeymoon, Nauss and Hill have other plans. They plan to travel up and down the East Coast, visiting different Occupy sites, and continuing to raise awareness concerning the plight of the 99 percent.

Even though the Occupy movement is now several months old, its momentum shows no sign of slowing. Over the past week, Yahoo! searches on "occupy wall street" and the more general "occupy" have remained strong. Interest in "occupy" is currently among Yahoo's top 5,000 overall search terms.

Einstein

Wall Street Smarts: How Smart People Caused the Crash

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"IF you really want to know why the financial system nearly collapsed in the fall of 2008, I can tell you in one simple sentence."

The statement came from a man sitting three or four stools away from me in a sparsely populated Midtown bar, where I was waiting for a friend. "But I have to buy you a drink to hear it?" I asked.

"Absolutely not," he said. "I can buy my own drinks. My 401(k) is intact. I got out of the market 8 or 10 years ago, when I saw what was happening."

He did indeed look capable of buying his own drinks - one of which, a dry martini, straight up, was on the bar in front of him. He was a well-preserved, gray-haired man of about retirement age, dressed in the same sort of clothes he must have worn on some Ivy League campus in the late '50s or early '60s - a tweed jacket, gray pants, a blue button-down shirt and a club tie that, seen from a distance, seemed adorned with tiny brussels sprouts.

"O.K.," I said. "Let's hear it."

"The financial system nearly collapsed," he said, "because smart guys had started working on Wall Street." He took a sip of his martini, and stared straight at the row of bottles behind the bar, as if the conversation was now over.

Smiley

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Satire: Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt

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Archaeologists say evidence of the long-dead race can still be readily found.
Washington - A team of leading archaeologists announced Monday they had uncovered the remains of an ancient job-creating race that, at the peak of its civilization, may have provided occupations for hundreds of thousands of humans in the American Northeast and Midwest.

According to researchers, these long- forgotten people once flourished between western New York state and Illinois, erecting highly distinctive steel and brick structures wherever they went, including many buildings thought to have held hundreds of paid workers at a time.

"It's truly fascinating - after spending a certain number of hours performing assigned tasks, the so-called 'employees' at such facilities would receive monetary compensation that allowed them to support themselves and their families," said archaeologist Alan H. Mueller, citing old ledgers and time-keeping devices unearthed at excavation sites in the region. "In fact, this practice seems to have been the norm for their culture, which consisted of advanced tool users capable of exploiting their skills to produce highly valued goods and services."

"It's a complex and intriguing set of rituals we're still trying to fully understand," Mueller added. "But it appears as if their entire society was centered around creating, out of thin air, actual jobs that paid an actual living wage."

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How Kim Kardashian Can Cash In on Her Divorce

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Poor Kim Kardashian. Although the reality TV star netted a reported $17.9 million from her wedding to Kris Humphries, Kardashian posted a letter to her fans on her website yesterday saying she didn't make a dime from the nuptials:
These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I'm so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I'll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.
We all know that if there's anything Kim will love forever, it's the camera. Explaining in her letter why she decided to make a wedding a public spectacle, she wrote:
It's who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That's what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!
The erstwhile Mrs. Humphries shouldn't worry too much about her 72-day marriage, then -- as they say, when one door closes, another opens. Now that the star of Keeping Up With The Kardashians will be getting her second divorce (watch out, Elizabeth Taylor, she's coming for you), why not film the entire process and make another E! special out of it? And if she can rope in sponsors aplenty for her wedding, the savvy businesswoman can surely do the same for her divorce.

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Jon Stewart gets evangelicals and Mormons to agree Judaism is a cult

Comedy Central's Jon Stewart Monday helped evangelical Christians and Mormons to come together and agree that Jews belong to a cult.

Last week, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney had called on fellow candidate Rick Perry to renounce an anti-Mormon Dallas pastor who he had chosen to introduce him at last week's Values Voter Summit.

In his introduction, Dr. Robert Jeffress hailed Perry as "a genuine follower of Jesus Christ." Jeffress has said that Romney was not qualified to be president because "Mormonism is a cult."

Later in the week, Texas First Lady Anita Perry complained that her husband was actually the one who was being attacked "because of his faith."

"Yes, no one gets it worse from the base of the Republican Party than evangelical Christians - or as their also known: The base of the Republican Party," Stewart joked.

In the next segment, Stewart was joined by Samantha Bee, who was wearing a "Team Mormon" t-shirt, and by Wyatt Cenac, who was wearing a "Team Normal" t-shirt.

Monkey Wrench

115-year-old electric car gets same 40 miles to the charge as Chevy Volt

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The Roberts electric car
Meet the Roberts electric car. Built in 1896, it gets a solid 40 miles to the charge - exactly the mileage Chevrolet advertises for the Volt, the highly touted $31,645 electric car General Motors CEO Dan Akerson called "not a step forward, but a leap forward."

The executives at Chevrolet can rest easy for now. Since the Roberts was constructed in an age before Henry Ford's mass production, the 115-year-old electric car is one of a kind.

But don't let the car's advanced age let you think it isn't tough: Its present-day owner, who prefers not to be named, told The Daily Caller it still runs like a charm, and has even completed the roughly 60-mile London to Brighton Vintage Car Race.

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Massachusetts, US: Family With Newborn Gets Lost In Corn Maze, Calls 911

Police Respond To Connors Farm In Danvers

Boston - A North Shore police department received an unusual emergency call on Monday from a family that was lost in a corn maze in Danvers.

The family used a cellphone to call from Connors Farm in Danvers at about 7 p.m. Tuesday after the couple and their two children -- a 5-year-old and a 3-week-old -- became lost in the maize maze about dusk, police said.

Police alerted farm management of the Everett family's predicament, and a rescue, including a K-9, was organized.

K-9 officer Justin Ellenton said when he got to the entrance of the maze, he yelled and family answered.

The family, whose name was not released, was found about 25 feet inside the maze unharmed.

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Shhh! Mimes tackle traffic chaos in Venezuela

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© AP Photo/Ariana CubillosA mime walks alongside pedestrians as they cross a street in Caracas, Venezuela, Friday Oct. 7, 2011. The mayor of the city's eastern district of Sucre has launched a unique program aimed to encourage civility among reckless drivers and careless pedestrians, putting 120 mimes at intersections to politely and silently scold violators. The campaign kicked off this week as mimes posted at busy intersections mocked people who jaywalked or acted brutish behind the wheel.
A part of Venezuela's capital is giving dangerous drivers the silent treatment, sending mimes into the streets to do what police alone have not: tame the lawless traffic.

About 120 mimes dressed in clown-like outfits and white gloves took to the streets of the Sucre district this past week, wagging their fingers at traffic violators and at pedestrians who streaked across busy avenues rather than waiting at crosswalks.

They found plenty to keep them busy in a city where motorcycle riders roar down sidewalks, buses drop passengers in the middle of busy streets and drivers treat red lights and speed limits as suggestions rather than orders.

"Most people are collaborating, but bad habits are usually hard to break and some drivers just don't change their ways," said Neidy Suarez, an 18-year-old mime wearing fluorescent yellow overalls and a bright red ribbon wrapped around her pigtails.