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Snakes in Suits

Best of the Web: Neil Oliver: Who are these evil Jokers?!?

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Neil Oliver
'...like the worms around a corpse they wriggle in skinny, and they wriggle out fat....'


Fireball 3

Best of the Web: Asteroid hits Earth near California moments after being discovered on October 22

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An asteroid hit Earth hours after being discovered on Oct 22. This is the third time this year that a space rock was found moments before impact. The asteroid was reported to be around three feet in diameter and was initially named A11dc6D. The day after impact, it was officially called 2024 UQ.

It hit Earth's atmosphere over the Pacific Ocean, so there weren't any public sightings. After being briefly observed, the ATLAS survey kept a watch as the asteroid impacted the atmosphere causing no harm.

The space rock burst into a bright fireball about 1,000 km off the California coast. It was picked up by NASA's Center for Near Earth Object Studies (CNEOS). It reported that a fireball lit the skies at 3:54 am PT on October 22, 2024.

Battery

Best of the Web: Four dead after a Tesla erupts into flames in France: Police say cause unknown, occupants already dead when fire services arrived

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Four people were killed in France after a Tesla electric car caught fire, as police now investigate the cause of the inferno.

The blaze occurred outside the city of Niort on Saturday at around 10.45pm local time (9.45pm BST), causing the deaths of the driver and three passengers who were employees at a restaurant in nearby Melle.

According to preliminary reports, the vehicle rammed into several road signs at high speed.

The passengers on board were already dead when rescuers arrived at the scene, police said.

But the cause of the fire remains unknown at the moment and an inquiry has been opened.

A local judge said: 'An inquiry has been opened to determine the causes and circumstances of the deadly accident, a probe during which expertise on the vehicle will be requested.'

Comment: Are we still sure we want to ditch the combustion engine?


Satellite

Best of the Web: Large Boeing satellite suddenly explodes into pieces

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© BoeingAn artist's concept of a Boeing-built Intelsat EpicNG satellite
A Boeing satellite belonging to multinational service provider Intelsat mysteriously blew into pieces in geostationary orbit over the weekend.

According to an official update, an "anomaly" caused the satellite — dubbed IS-33e — to be destroyed, resulting in what the company calls a "total loss."

"Migration and service restoration plans are well underway across the Intelsat fleet and third-party satellites," the update reads.

It's unclear what exactly caused the satellite to break up. The US Space Force announced it was "tracking around 20 associated pieces" but "observed no immediate threats."

Vader

Best of the Web: US authorizes CIA mercenaries to run biometric concentration camps in Gaza Strip

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Gaza
The Biden administration has approved the deployment of 1,000 CIA-trained private mercenaries as part of a joint U.S.-Israeli plan to turn Gaza's apocalyptic rubblescape into a high-tech dystopia.

Starting with Al-Atatra, a village in the northwestern Gaza Strip, the plan calls to build what the Israeli daily Ynet calls "humanitarian bubbles" - turning the remains of villages and neighborhoods into tiny concentration camps cut off from their environs and surrounded and controlled by mercenaries.


Comment: This would basically be a real-life imitation of the immigration camps depicted in the sci-fi dystopian film Children of Men:



This comes as Israel carries out daily massacres and ethnic cleansing in northern Gaza, enacting the proposal known as The Generals' Plan, originally crafted by former national security chief Giora Eiland to turn Gaza into "a place where no human being can exist."

Tsunami

Best of the Web: Landslides and floods in northern Italy - 8 inches of rain within 18 hours (and 4 inches in just 1)

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Bad weather returned to Liguria Wednesday with rivers breaking their banks and roads flooded across the northwestern Italian region.

The Bormida river flooded in the Savona area in the towns of Ferrania, Altare and Cairo Montenotte due to heavy rains.

Train traffic is suspended between Loano and Pietra Ligure (Savona).


Comment: Anadolu Ajansı reports:
Severe storms and heavy rainfall have caused widespread flooding and flash floods in Italy's northern regions, resulting in the death of one person and significant disruption across Liguria and Tuscany regions.

Over recent days, intense downpours in these regions have led to rivers and streams overflowing, with the national media reporting several landslides in higher terrain.

In Liguria alone, more than 200 millimeters (7.9 inches) of rain fell within an 18-hour span on Oct. 16, while parts of Tuscany were inundated after receiving 100 millimeters of rain in just one hour.

The severe weather has left several cities, including Genoa, Rapallo, Savona, and Chiavari in Liguria, and Livorno and Siena in Tuscany, grappling with water damage and transportation chaos.



A red alert was issued for the Entella and Magra rivers in Liguria due to the high risk of flooding. Residents of affected areas were urged to take precautions and stay indoors as local authorities monitored the situation closely.

A 75-year-old hiker was killed after being swept away by the floodwaters in a forested area.

The heavy rains also caused significant structural damage, with footage circulating on social media showing floodwaters surging over Genoa's Sori Bridge, creating a waterfall-like torrent.

In Siena, water inundated the railway station, submerging tracks and disrupting services, while tram lines in Florence were damaged by the torrential downpours.

In response, authorities have shut down primary and secondary schools in the most affected areas to ensure the safety of students.

The Civil Protection Department has issued warnings across both Liguria and Tuscany, advising residents to avoid non-essential travel and remain vigilant as weather conditions continue to pose risks.



Bad Guys

Best of the Web: The Conspiracy Against Michael Jackson

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I was never a fan of Michael Jackson (MJ). Neither what I had heard of his music nor what I had seen of his danse routines appealed to me, although I did find his moonwalk pretty cool. So MJ's artistic genius escaped me — until, that is, I very recently started to pay attention and realized that there was more to his genius (in the Roman sense) than music and dance. I had the vague impression that he was a product of the entertainment industry, and that his fame was undeserved. And of course, I had been very much influenced by the bad press he had gotten since the early 1990s, so that I imagined he was, at the very least, a very disturbed individual.

But then I listened to Candace Owens's video, "What really happened to Michael Jackson" posted last month, and I learned that MJ had powerful and nasty Jewish enemies which conspired to destroy his reputation, his wealth and his health. That triggered my interest, since Jewish power is one of my fields of research.


Tsunami

Best of the Web: French motorways and train lines closed due to flooding - up to 700 mm (27.6 inches) of rainfall in 48 hours (UPDATE)

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Four French départements are on the highest weather warning due to flooding and heavy rains, with motorways and several rail lines closed on Thursday.

On Thursday, heavy rain and flooding in southern France led to road closures, train cancellations and well as school closures.

French national weather service Météo France placed four départements in south-eastern France on the highest (red) weather warning due to heavy rains and flooding. These are; Rhône, Loire, Ardèche, and Haute-Loire.

Meanwhile, 20 other southern départements were placed on orange alert.

Authorities have warned that people should not walk or drive anywhere near a flooded road or waterway.

Be sure to pay attention to signage, particularly if there is a route barrée (road closure) sign.


Comment: Update October 18

Reuters reports:
Major floods in southeast France cause significant damage, power cuts

Massive floods caused serious damage and power outages on Friday in parts of France's mountainous southeast region after days of heavy rain, though there were no immediate reports of any casualties.

France's weather authority Météo France placed six departments south of the city of Lyon on a red flood alert on Thursday. The alert was downgraded to 'orange' on Friday, indicating that water levels would come down again.

"At certain places in the Ardèche region, up to 700 milimetres of water has fallen in 48 hours. That's more than a year's rainfall in Paris, so it's absolutely gigantic," Agnes Pannier-Runacher, the environment minister, told BFM TV.

French news stations showed cars, traffic signs and cattle being swept away by the floods. The A47 highway close to Lyon was temporarily transformed into a giant stream of water.

The French interior ministry said Paris had dispatched 1,500 additional firefighters to the affected areas.



Comet 2

Best of the Web: Comet ATLAS sprouts "seemingly impossible 2nd tail" after closest approach to Earth for 80,000 years


Comment: It's not an optical illusion, you numpties, it's a sunward spike, an electrical-plasma phenomenon!


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© Michael JägerComet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS was spotted with a thin streak of light, known as an anti-tail, pointing in the complete opposite direction to its bright streaming tail • Monday, Oct. 14, 2024
New photos of comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS appear to show a faint "anti-tail" pointing away in the wrong direction. The puzzling extra limb is the result of a rare illusion that is only possible when our planet is in a certain position.

The "once-in-a-lifetime" comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS looks like it has grown a physics-defying second tail after reaching its closest point to Earth for more than 80,000 years, new photos reveal. However, in reality, the extra limb is a visual illusion that occurs thanks to the position of our planet relative to the naked-eye object.

C/2023 A3, more commonly known as Tsuchinshan-ATLAS, is an unusually bright comet that likely originates from the Oort Cloud — a reservoir of icy objects in the outer reaches of the solar system. It was first discovered in early 2023 barreling between Saturn and Jupiter as it headed toward the inner planets. Follow-up observations revealed that the comet likely orbits the sun once every 80,660 years — and suggested that it may have been disintegrating, which later turned out to be inaccurate.

Bullseye

Best of the Web: International legal expert: "Israel must be expelled from the United Nations"

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© UNIFILUNIFIL peacekeepers in Southern Lebanon in July 2024.
International legal expert Fabio Marcelli makes the case that, following the attack on UN peacekeepers, the conditions are ripe for a UN General Assembly vote on Israel's expulsion from the latter
Israel must be expelled from the United Nations: the conditions are ripe

by Fabio Marcelli, international legal expert, research director of the Institute for International Legal Studies of the Italian National Research Council and member of the International Association of Democratic Lawyers

The deliberate and criminal attack on the Italian Sassari Brigade and other UNIFIL (United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon) international contingents marks a new and unprecedented stage in Netanyahu's efforts to devastate the neighbouring peoples of Israel, threaten global peace, and lead his own country to self-destruction, which now seems closer than ever.

[Italian Defense] Minister Crosetto's condemnation of the attack as a war crime is commendable, as is his commitment that UNIFIL will not yield to blackmail or threats and will continue to carry out its mission. His assertion that Italy does not take orders from Israel is also notable.