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To counter the rampant misinformation propagated by pro-water extremists, Democrats now refuse to drink water and urge other progressively minded Americans to follow suit.
"Not only is water prescribed for horses, they actually need water to survive." Said local Democrat Thurl Turdleburd, standing guard outside of the town's livestock shop. "With idiots emptying the farm supply store shelves of this precious product, millions of horse lives are now at risk."
When asked if his refusal to drink water paralleled the left's reaction to the widespread off-label use of Ivermectin to fight COVID-19, backed by over 50 promising studies, decades of safety data, and billions of doses given in third-world countries to eradicated horrifying diseases in humans, Mr. Turdleburd's eyes glazed over. He then looked to the sky and yelled, "Science!"
Republicans are now leading a reactionary campaign in reaction to the reaction of Democrats. Leaders are rallying patriots to not only drink water that is prescribed for horses but to also sleep standing up and poop in their yards.
Reader Comments
Drink wine instead...
RC
Surfers may be able to cover up their fresh food scent from sharks with ammonia etc.
I've gotta say, the water out of the tap in NE GA/SC/NC is the cleanest best tasting water anywhere! (Though I've never been in mountains out of the US.) That stuff's been purifying for millions of years. It literally tastes sweet.
RC
I also went to Disney Land but was too young to remember. Family trips when I was a tween: Alberta and BC once, BC again, old growth forest, Victoria Island, and of course the Rockies. That was awesome. Alberta badlands too - lost world.
RC
At 17, managed to get high on dmx twice and drunk out there and get away with it.
SWIM took ounces of hash from Florida to LAX - smuggled in his luggage! (Don't try this at home - or anywhere - kids.)
RC
Full disclosure: I needed some antibiotic needles about a year ago after scraping my arm on rusty metal. I was infected with some form of "cellulitis" - a catch-all term like pneumonia - not tetanus, they never told me what, didn't even know day to day what antibiotic injection I get and if it was one or two and where to stick them. They were all disorganized, I was like check the chart? Different every day.. I skipped out on the last two days. Haven't had a cold in over 11 years though.
R.C.