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I will not be surprised if they start talking about how people should wear masks while they sleep so they don’t infect their wife with the coronavirus. Then they will start marketing masks you wear in the shower.
None if it is going to end, because the masses of people are bought in and they are just going to go along with anything.
Listen: later this afternoon, Anthony Fauci could come out and say:Oh well, jeez, I’ve seen research now that shows that the coronavirus can be transmitted through farts. I think that people who want to be on the safe side should be wearing buttplugs, because we have to stop the spread and right now we’re just not there yet.Can any single one of you tell me that if he said that, that this would be some final straw, and the people would finally start resisting?
Some people might be thinking, “okay, well, I don’t fart very much, I can hold it in if I’m in a crowd of people, I’m not going to infect anyone.” Well, those people need to think about their own safety. If they’re not wearing a buttplug, someone around them could fart, and they could end up sucking someone else’s fart into their own anus, and getting infected that way. We have studies now that show if you’re not wearing a buttplug, you can suck someone else’s fart into your anus.
This virus is so deadly, we just have to follow the science, and right now, the science is clear that if we want to be safe, people need to start wearing buttplugs.
No, none of you will tell me that, because you all know: there is no point at which the people who have bought into this are going to buy out of it. They are insane. They’ve gone all in. They’re staying in. They will stick a buttplug into their butthole so that they don’t get infected with coronavirus by sucking someone else’s fart into their anus.
The only way out of this would be for someone to show real leadership, and tell people it’s over. [Link]
Another of his silly but sadly predictive articles, on this same shit. (Pun intended.) [Link]R.C.
Comment: Don't be surprised if this actually becomes a thing. Any day now...