While some scientists recommended just letting the votes for Trump be counted fairly until we all achieve herd immunity to Trump, others said we need to lock down the vote-counting places, and make sure no one can get inside, in order to kill off the virus of Trump.
"If we all band together and allow just 15 days of counting, we can flatten the curve of votes for Trump," said Dr. Fauci. "And we also advise Trump supporters to wear airtight masks. For, you know, science."
The CDC, WHO, and China are all backing the plan, saying it is "SCIENCE!" and anyone who is opposed to it is "ANTI-SCIENCE!" However, the CDC quickly reversed its support for the decision, then went back and supported it again, then did it again, etc.
At publishing time, the experts had revised their recommendation to at least 8 months of counting to flatten the curve.
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R.C.
P.s., BB, did you see that attack on that machine gun nest?
RC
& I just want to switch it the ___off. I'm hyper aware of what I see happening now; and yet it's as though all around me everyone's just casually going on. Ah, it's just another election. So what if Biden wins. SO WHAT?!!! I'll tell you what! This MAY BE THE LAST ELECTION IN WHAT WE CALL OUR COUNTRY. THE AMERICA WE KNOW/KNEW is being TAKEN OVER. This is a coup. DO YOU GET IT? This is not a test, I repeat, this is not a TEST. This is going to become real and very soon. IF WE DO NOT STOP THIS, WE ARE DONE. You can remember that. We are done. Our lives as we knew them; with the sleepy Sunday mornings, the camping trips in the great outdoors, the ability to pick and choose whatever, WHATEVER.....ALL GONE. WE WILL BE LIVING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S LAND! We will not have a republic, we will have an Oligarchy ran by elites. The new model is the beginning of the end for us. You think it is Joe Biden who will be at the head of this country? Oh man. "come on man, are you a junkie?" While we sit at our tables enjoying a nice supper with Bill and Margeret; the plans are in motion. THEY ARE HERE NOW. This is your country, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY. When will you do something to save it? We have to make plans before they pull the 'Black-out that IS coming. Believe me, it is coming. I don't mean your electric, I MEAN YOUR COMMUNICATION. Once they do that, we will have little chance. Look at what others are doing across the country and get involved. Please, please, please.