Don't Panic! Lighten Up!
So, Facebook will now require all its content moderators to watch the classic British comedy so that they will recognize references to it in the future. The social media company shut down for two hours in the middle of the day to screen the film for its content moderators, who took copious notes on the movie.
"We now recognize the need to employ moderators who understand references to classics like Monty Python," said Mark Zuckerberg. "We are extremely sorry to The Babylon Bee for squashing their hilarious, original, clever, funny, joke."
At publishing time, Facebook's headquarters were filled with employees who now had a great sense of humor, though their constant Monty Python references were getting "pretty annoying."
Reader Comments
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles.
Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILLMøøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
I think everyone should actually watch the movie!
I have a plan!
We can build a rabbit! Then we will push the rabbit toward the castle gates and they will take inside!
Now that the rabbit is in the castle, we need to put Trump and Biden into the Rabbit.
Oh no, let's build a Badger!
Oh, he's not dead yet?
Well can you help me out here and vaccinate him?
"a busy man."
Now we are the knights who say: GIVUSOWAPOWA. These knights attended WASSAMATA U.
And so you will cut down the largest problem with ... a HERRING!






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