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Mr. Toastmaster, Gentlemen: I feel highly honored indeed to be one of the chosen to say a few words this evening. I am requested to respond to the toast: “Water, the purest and most wonderful thing that was ever created.” You, as well as I, have seen it glistening in small globular teardrops on the eyelids of troubled sweethearts and peevish infants, as well as go rushing in torrents down the wrinkled cheeks of the aged ones. And in the early morning I have seen it glistening and sparkling like so many diamonds on the grass blades and the flowers. I have seen it rushing like some wild thing down the rapids of the river, only to flow quietly and lazily where the river widens. I have heard it roar and rumble as it dashed down some steep precipice. And what I have seen—I have seen— Gentlemen, what I want to say is, that as a beverage, it’s a failure.RC
Rowan Cocoan as a beverage, it’s a failure.
Reminds me of the (apocryphal?) story that Lord Nelson's body was brought back from his victory at Trafalgar - thank God I've done my duty or such - to England immersed in rum, and, once the body waas removed, the party began. RC