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Gold in The Thar Whale Poop

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© Reinhard Dirscherl, CorbisA sperm whale swimming just under the surface in the Caribbean, Dominica.
Sperm whales, it is not widely known, have the largest heads in the animal kingdom. (At around six meters, (20 feet) long, a sperm whale's head constitutes roughly one-third of its entire length from tip to tail.) Sperm whales are also the deepest divers in the mammalian world, able to descend in excess of 3,000 meters (10,000 feet) in search of giant squid, subjecting themselves to pressures that would crush a human.

And, perhaps most unexpectedly of all, sperm whales also produce extraordinarily valuable poop.

Not all sperm whales produce this poop. And at least some - and perhaps most or even all - of those that do, die in the process. But the result is, to humans, little short of golden.

The poop in question is called ambergris, and it is the result of the sperm whale's digestive system doing battle with the remnants of the whale's squid prey. The squids' beaks remain undigested, and make their way through the intestines until, in about one percent of sperm whales, they congeal in an ever-growing mass of fecal matter, a large and immovable object that acts as a rectal dam until, in some cases, the whole thing is (presumably painfully) expelled, while in others it becomes so large that it ultimately proves fatal.

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The Queen Who Stares at Boats - Royal Jubilee Celebration Washout

Only CNN went full-flotilla with two solid hours covering the orgy of excitement that is Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee.


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Howick Elementary Time Capsule Reveals 1948 Newspaper, Teachers' Salaries

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© unknownA letter from 1947 has been discovered by an elementary school in Huntingdon, Que.
If today's elementary school students were to stuff a time capsule to the gills, what would they use to represent their era?

Chances are there would be a newspaper or magazine (e-tablets, while increasingly the media conduit of choice, might still be a little too costly to seal up for posterity just yet), a class photo, a few random objects of sentimental value.

And chances are the students who unearthed that same capsule half a century from now would look at the decaying array before them and marvel at how quaint and simple life seemed in 2012.

But that's the beauty of time capsules, and that's why the copper case recently discovered behind the brick wall of a Quebec elementary school is making headlines around the country.

As CTV News reports, officials at Howick Elementary School, southwest of Montreal, called a community-wide assembly to open the capsule that had been buried by their predecessors in 1948.

That same Howick staff of yore had done a thorough job, too. It required expert attention to fire open the case after 65 years of coppery repose.

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Beer-guzzling cows crash backyard party


Cows on the loose in Boxford, Mass., crashed a backyard party last weekend, and went right for the beer.

"They enjoyed it. There's no doubt about it. They went right for the beer and then when one was done, they'd knock another one over and take care of that beer," Lt. James Riter of the Boxford Police Department told NBC affiliate WHDH.com.

Police said they heard reports of screams from a group of women as five or six cows stumbled into the yard, eagerly hurtling toward the beers.

"They got up as the cows went toward the table. They stepped back and the cows took over the table, knocking over the beers with their noses, drinking the beer off the table. They went to the recycling bin to find any leftovers," Riter told the TV station.

A caller told the 911 dispatcher: "We thought they were deer, but they're huge, huge, huge cows. There's got to be five or six of them."

Andrea Poritzky also called 911 after spotting "about six cows" in her yard.

"I don't own cows," she said.

"I was initially a little nervous. And then after I found it very comical and not very surprising due to the fact that we live in the country here," Poritzky said.

A police escort rounded up the cows and returned them to a farm about a mile away.

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Aisle Shook Up: Vicar Quits the Church to Become Elvis Impersonator

There will be a little less congregation and a little more action for this former vicar from now on following his decision to quit the church to become an Elvis impersonator.

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© CavendishPew suede shoes: Former vicar Andy Kelso is now an Elvis impersonator.
Reverend Andy Kelso made the shock decision after he received a message from God to spread the word of the King while he was out walking his dogs.

The 64-year-old has now swapped the Church of England for that of Elvis after setting up the Elvis Gospel Tribute Act.

'One day I was out walking the dogs in between church services and I felt God say to me very strongly "take Elvis to the church", revealed Elvis Prayersley.

'It was a shock but after one concert there was a lot of interest from churches who wanted to connect with their communities and my tribute act seems to connect.

'When I play, the venues are packed out and I've not looked back since.'

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Satire: 'Group emails' idea floated for £180 trillion

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The future is people you actually know
Entrepreneur Roy Hobbs has made £180 trillion from the idea of sending group emails instead of using Facebook.

The much-publicised search for the 'new Facebook' ended when 67-year-old Hobbs realised there was a gap in the market for a communication tool that doesn't pester you to meet local singles, become an elf or buy an anti-bacterial floor cleaner.

Group emails visionary Hobbs said: "It's just like social networking, but without the legions of strangers.

"The business model needs some work but everyone agrees that the most important thing initially is to get a massive, really cool office full of robots and 80s arcade machines."

The group emails concept has caused a sensation in the online community.

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Creativity! Eight Girls Pull Best Yearbook Prank Ever

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They may have different friends and different interests but nothing brings high school students together like alphabetical order.

For the eight students at a California high school with the same last name-Nguyen- it was obvious their wallet-size snapshots would be sharing the same yearbook page.

So instead of exerting their individuality with the standard Grateful Dead quote and a prom-worthy up-do, they decided to join forces for the ultimate prank. Alexandra, Angela, Angelica, Elizabeth, Emily, Isabella, Madeline and Vi Nguyen all wore the same black off-shoulder dresses and the same hairstyles. Then they went for the win.

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Wild Elephants Gather to Mourn Death of "Elephant Whisperer"

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For 12 hours, two herds of wild South African elephants slowly made their way through the Zululand bush until they reached the house of late author Lawrence Anthony, the conservationist who saved their lives.

The formerly violent, rogue elephants, destined to be shot a few years ago as pests, were rescued and rehabilitated by Anthony, who had grown up in the bush and was known as the "Elephant Whisperer."

For two days the herds loitered at Anthony's rural compound on the vast Thula Thula game reserve in the South African KwaZulu - to say good-bye to the man they loved. But how did they know he had died March 7?

Known for his unique ability to calm traumatized elephants, Anthony had become a legend. He is the author of three books, Baghdad Ark, detailing his efforts to rescue the animals at Baghdad Zoo during the Iraqi war, the forthcoming The Last Rhinos, and his bestselling The Elephant Whisperer.

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Miami Zoo Primates Go Bananas for iPad

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A family of six orangutans at Miami's Jungle Island Zoological Park have been introduced to Apple iPads in an effort to bridge the communication gap between humans and the endangered animals. Finally, a believable explanation for how apes will get smart enough to enslave their human overlords -- had we only taken 20th Century Fox's Planet of the Apes franchise seriously.

Today, the Herald Sun reported the orangutans -- who share 97% of their DNA with humans--have been using the iPads to "draw, play games and expand their vocabulary."

It might not come as a surprise to learn the apes' interests in the tablets aren't too different from our own. Among the ape clan, the 8-year-old twins are obsessed with it. Their teenage sibling is, too. But senior members of the group aren't so enthralled with the new technology. Maybe they'd feel more comfortable using a Galaxy Tablet instead?

"I think they just figure, 'I've gotten along just fine in this world without this communication skill here and the iPad, and I don't need a computer,' " explains Linda Jacobs, who oversees the program. Sounds like your older relative who still thinks you have to sign into AOL to get on the internet, doesn't it?