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"Hey, come on there buddy, just let us in, eh?" said asylum-seeker Tim Pokadoke. "So sorry to bug ya but Trudeau's killin' us up here, ya know?"
Intelligence experts confirmed that Canadians are facing unprecedented political and religious persecution. They also confirmed early intelligence reports that indicated Trudeau is a "sad, scared little girly man who has to oppress working people to feel like a big boy."
Canadians at the border are hoping their requests for asylum will be granted so they may breathe the sweet, pure air of American freedom.
UPDATE: U.S. officials informed the Canadian refugees that the border was closed and that they would have to sail down to the southern border and cross there like everyone else.
Reader Comments
Still, I appreciate history and I know you do as well, and so it is good to have others to share with.
Canada ain't my destination, but I'd be happy and proud to live in Canada and proud to say "I am a Canadian" if I was one, because if I was, I know what type of Canadian I would be.....but that is all nothing but a pipe dream.
I was born in Buffalo, NY so I must be a citizen of the us of a.
Big changes on the way.
It could be worse.....
You could be
Julian Assange.....solitary confinement as punishment for the crime of telling the truth.....the power that be have no idea the forces they have unleashed and if I was one of them - which being a peasant, I know I ain't - I'd be thinking pretty hard if that is something still possible....if not, then keep living in your dream world because it is coming to an end. Die stupid.
But it ain't my home, so I reckon I'll stick around where I am.
Still - Canada has so much space - it is a wonderland.
Always was when I visited and always will be in my mind.
Land of the Maple Leaf.
Strong, Deliberate, Proud, and Tough!
Canada!
What they did...made half the world get up off their arses and do something.
Canada , I salute you.
Truck Fruedeau though
Can you believe that she thinks the painful arthritis is from the Flouride AND is also causing me not to be able to sleep! Well, we'll see who makes it to the nursing home first!., Ouch! Damn desk drawer......Ugh, have to get the drawer slide unhooked from the chair edge.......how did that cigarette land in the drawer......FIRE, FIRE!!!!
Best laugh I have had all day so far, but the day is young!