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"Hola," said Cooper to reporters when asked about the situation. "Donde esta la biblioteca?"
The reporters quickly surmised from Cooper's fluent Spanish that he was a Mexican immigrant and it would be racist to question him further.
Cooper's employer has also backed off after initially telling him he would lose his job if he didn't get vaccinated. They have also switched to paying him under that table so he can collect his wages tax-free, without fear of being deported.
Democrats who were polled on the issue of unvaccinated immigrants coming across the border revealed that 46% of them don't actually think COVID is something to worry about. The other 54% of them don't really care about the health of Mexican immigrants.
"Hey — as long as it gets me out of being vaccinated, I'll just keep dressing like this!" said Cooper. "Er, um, I mean... donde esta la biblioteca?"
Hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants pour through our southern border with 70% refusing vaccination and many testing "positive" for Covid and receive no approbation nor concern for "superspreading" from progressive networks, social media censors, and Democrats. Yet, these same progressives will hollar, denounce, threaten, and legislate moral blame to American citizens who won't take the "vaccination" because they've educated themselves and have seen disturbing trends where those vaxxed have had their lives literally destroyed. As one woman said with adverse vaxx effects..."I just want my life back."
Lest they think not, they should visit the 1,000 Covid Stories site where they'll see what the vaccine has done to these people who represent a mere fraction of those struggling within a healthcare system which has no skill sets, tools, nor understanding of their conditions.