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Old Prison Saying: "Do the time; don't let the time do you."
Old Prison Joke:R.C.
So a pencil necked dweeb CPA (nicknamed ‘Poppy’ {“P”} ) finds himself in prison. He’s put in a two man cell with Big Leo ("BL") who’s 6'5", 280 lbs. of hard prison freeweight muscle & who also owns Cell Block D.
Poppy’s first confab with BL:
BL: Who the f*ck are you?
P: I’m Poppy.
BL: Poppy? Heh heh. What choo in heya fo?
P: Embezzlement
BL: What the hell’s that?
P: That’s where you steal money from your employer.
BL: That’s agin the law?
P: Sure is. May I ask what are you in for, sir?
BL: Sure! I’m in for Murder One, Murder 2, Rape, Rape and murder of my Pa.
P: Oh my!
BL: Now listen up, pretty Poppy: we got rules here in the big house. We be cell mates, right?
P: Right...
BL: And this be our home sweet home, right?
P: Uh, I guess so?
BL : Don’t you ‘I guess so’ me!
P: Uh sorry.
BL: Now with this being a home, we’re like a family, right?
P: Right.
BL: And a family’s gotta have but one Mama and one Papa; Ain’t that right?
P: Uh I guess... I mean right!
BL: So that means one us gone have to be the Mama, and one’s gone have to be the Papa.
P:. .right...
BL: Seein as I’m feeling generous today, I’m gone let you choose which you wanna be, the Mama, or the Papa?
P : Ummm...well.thank you!. I guess I’ll be the Papa? Is that OK?
BL : That be just fine. Now come on over here and Suck Yo’ Mama’s Dick!
The transgender lie is one of the best covers in that regard. Victim of a cruel world. Placed in the wrong body by an evil God. Immune from criticism due to insane and unjust hate crime laws and mores. A go to vehicle for psychopathy.