Jihadi Karaoke Party: a real blast was had by all
A recent video released online shows a gang of jihadi nut-jobs at the beginning of an impromptu Karaoke party. As one of them sings along to the latest Arabic version of a Britney Spears song, a fellow party-goer decides to take a selfie for the jihadi family photo album.
Perhaps it was one too many shots of CIA-supplied Jack Daniels, or a few too many Captagon pills, but the unfortunate creature apparently forgot that that particular phone (which may have been marked in bright red letters: 'DO NOT USE') had been designated as the 'bomb phone' and packed with a few hundred grams of military-grade plastic explosive (again, supplied by the CIA).
After the explosion, a few survivors can be heard shouting 'allahu akbar' which is the exclamatory phrase of choice that all jihadis use, regardless of what has actually happened.
According to sources within the rebels, the party is already being remembered as a real 'blast'.
This video is tragic, (at best tragicomical) and symbolic of what the US Government and associates are doing to themselves. All the "fun and merry" will blow up in their own faces, because one hand does not know what the other does to the extent that it becomes dangerous for both.