The best actor award goes to......Benjamin Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel, for his portrayal of a sensitive, caring, jovial, human being, in the 'Bibi-sitter'.
Best film
The best film award.....is for the Head Choppers. An extremely violent film featuring countless acts of barbarity and set in the Middle East, depicting man's inhumanity to fellow man. The film's PR team also won the inaugural 'marshmallow unicorn' award for their creativity in promotion and marketing. Unfortunately, no members of the Saudi Arabia Royal family were able to attend, so a close friend and ally received the award on their behalf.
'Jihadi' John Kerry accepting the Best Film award on behalf of the Saudi Royal family for the 'Head Choppers'
50 shades of filth.... won the best documentary award, for highlighting the glorification and acceptance of pornography and revealing society's moral bankruptcy.
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The best foreign film award..... goes to Je suis un mouton (I am a sheep). The film's director Ivor Sansa Doomavich, upon accepting the award, dedicated it to the heroic, anti-establishment French comic Dieudonné, who was unable to attend due to a prior engagement.
Best supporting actor
This award was actually shared by six relatively unknown actors who starred as the Patsy brothers, also in Je suis un mouton (I am a sheep). Ivor Sansa Doomavich, renowned as an enigmatic character in the cinematic world, stunned the audience by suggesting his current film would also be his last. " 'Closing of the Grand Cycle' is due to be completed...... very, very soon" he mysteriously added.
A scene from Je suis un mouton - showing two of the award winning supporting actors portraying the Patsy brothers
thank you very much. For the Best Actor I can not believe he was the true Bibi. It took me some time to see that yes, he was the really psychopathic clown. He is really pathetic. The best bad actor. He merits the Oscar.