Bill Cosby does not have much patience for the Trump presidential campaign, which has thus far been like one of those really long movie trailers that gives away the plot of the entire film.

In an interview on NBC's Today show, Ghost Dad laid out some new rules for campaigning that should make the presidential primaries move along much more quickly, assuming he means to apply this standard to all presidential candidates:


Hear that, primary contenders? Run, or shut up. The rest of you had better catch up with Herman Cain and Tim Pawlenty if you want any pudding the next time you visit Cosby's house.