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Explosions in Tehran Bazaar. 39 injured. Reason not clear yet. Reports say gas capsule not terrorist acts
— Monavar Khalaj (@MKhalaj) March 16, 2016
12 injured as gas cylinder explodes in Tehran's Grand Bazaar pic.twitter.com/OHabW734YF
— Sobhan Hassanvand (@Hassanvand) March 16, 2016
"[The training focused on how to] undertake military operations to preserve 'non-zombie' humans from the threats posed by a zombie horde. Because zombies pose a threat to all 'non-zombie' human life (hereafter referred to as 'humans'), USSTRATCOM will be prepared to preserve the sanctity of human life and conduct operations in support of any human population-including traditional adversaries."
Comment: Even "if" the man wanted to commit suicide, why would the cops kill him for pointing his fingers?