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Unusual: Dog born with green hair

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Brazil, December 10, 2010

As reported in the G1 Web site, "In Brazil there was an unusual birth: a dog with green hair. The puppy, Labrador, was born on November 30 in the town of Mairinque, 65 km from Sao Paulo."

The memo clarifies that "The dog owner named him Hulk, after the cartoon superhero which is characterized by its bright green color."

Smiley

Disaster-Torn Haiti Braces for Palin

Port-au-Prince-- Just when Haiti thought it had suffered every disaster imaginable, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decided to visit.

In the disaster-torn nation's capital, a leading government minister warned citizens to "prepare for the worst."

"We have suffered earthquakes, hurricanes, and disease," said Minister of Disaster Jean-Claude Mansaray. "But it remains to be seen whether we can withstand a disaster of Sarah Palin's magnitude."

Across Haiti, citizens prepared themselves for the possible devastation Palin might wreak, especially to their language and syntax.

Smiley

Czech Towns Deploy Cardboard Police in Miniskirts

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Authorities say that life-sized cardboards of female police officers in miniskirts placed alongside roads have managed to slow down speeding drivers in several central Czech towns.

The mayor of the town of Mrakotin, Miroslav Pozar, said Thursday drivers, including him, automatically slow down when they see such officers.

Pozar dismissed allegations this was because the drivers want to look at the officer's legs, rather than her uniform.

Eagle

Satire: Bald Eagle Tired of Everyone Just Assuming It Supports War

THE OREGON WILDERNESS - Frustrated by the widely held assumption that he unequivocally endorses the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, a bald eagle said Monday that his thoughts on the conflicts were far more nuanced than many Americans might expect.

Shoe

Doc dressed as Elvis revives Vegas marathon runner

It wasn't blue suede shoes but a pair of sneakers that led a San Francisco doctor dressed as Elvis Presley to a woman who
Las Vegas Marathon
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passed out at a Las Vegas restaurant after a marathon.

Claudio Palma tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal he was dressed as the King after Sunday's Las Vegas Rock 'n' Roll half-marathon when he performed CPR and resuscitated another runner at the Burger Bar at Mandalay Place.

The 36-year-old was clad in a jumpsuit, sideburns and scarf for the race and may have looked like Presley, but in real life, he's an anesthesiologist.

Palma says paramedics then arrived, and the woman gave him a weird look and told him she was OK.

He says the incident wasn't the only heart-stopping one that day: he also got married at a run-thru chapel during the race.

Smiley

California widow returns library book, 74 years overdue, and offers to pay $2,701 fee

A California woman is proving it's never too late to make things right.

Hazel Severson, 95, of Sacramento says a friend found a book that Severson's late husband had borrowed from an Amador County library in 1936 while sorting through things for a garage sale.

She knew what she had to do: return the book and offer to pay the overdue fee - a whopping $2,701.

Attention

Very long arm of the law: Driver stopped twice by same PC... 12,000 miles apart

It was a case of parallel lives when policeman Andy Flitton booked a speeding driver in New Zealand.

Two years earlier, Constable Flitton had stopped the same motorist - 12,000 miles away in England.

The two men had both emigrated and their paths had crossed once again.
UK traffic cops
© PABreaking the limit: A policeman monitoring drivers speeds in the UK

Mr. Potato

US: Georgia college instructor stripped in class

Kenneshaw - Students in a Kennesaw State University business class got an anatomy lesson.

Campus police say a part-time instructor took his clothes off while teaching a class at the suburban Atlanta college late last month. Police arrested 57-year-old Raymond Devaughn Taylor of Kennesaw on Monday and charged him with public indecency after a student reported what happened to university officials.

Taylor was released from jail Tuesday on $5,000 bond.

Heart

Hero Dog Saves Paralyzed Cyclist

A dog rushes to save his owner when a freak accident leaves the cyclist paralyzed from the chest down.

Che Guevara

Irishman arrested after blasting The Good, The Bad and The Ugly theme song at government buildings on Budget day

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A lone protester was arrested today after he arrived at the gates of Leinster House in a crane to mark the start of Budget day.

The demonstrator parked near the Dail in a cherry picker covered with a number of slogans attacking politicians and the banking sector.

The man, wearing a builder's hard hat and a yellow fluorescent coat, raised himself to a height in the cage, where he remained for more than an hour, using a loudspeaker to play the hit single Poker Face by Lady Gaga and the theme from the spaghetti western The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.

The control panel was sealed off, preventing gardai from bringing the protester back to the ground.

The man lowered the crane arm at around 8.45am and was arrested by half a dozen officers, who bundled him into the back of a garda van.

The man was taken to Pearse Street Garda Station, in the city centre, and detained under Section 4 of the Criminal Justice Act.