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"The fact that my entire army is wearing Nazi insignias on their uniforms and gear is entirely the fault of Russia," said Zelenskyy while desperately scraping an "I love Hitler" sticker off the side of a tank. "This is an unforgivable provocation. I hereby call on the United States to drop all their atomic bombs on Russia immediately."
Sources say Russia is also responsible for tricking Ukrainian soldiers into goose-stepping, saying "Heil Hitler," and calling for the death of inferior races while waving flags with swastikas on them. "Russia has tricked thousands of innocent Ukrainians into becoming Nazis," said MSNBC Foreign Correspondent Oleksandr Petrovich. "Does their evil know no bounds? They must be stopped!"
Zelensky went on to assure the West that Ukrainian soldiers are totally the good guys and that everyone should unquestioningly be on their side. "I promise, we aren't Nazis!" he said while peeling a Totenkopf death's head off a rocket launcher.
At publishing time, tensions had escalated further when several soldiers were seen wearing "Biden/Harris" stickers.
Reader Comments
Oh yeah, and the GSM ice age we are obviously entering is Lordal Globing...
By the way....is the "Quantum Quirk" image of those two bugs looking out a chewed up leaf "public domain"? I hope so because I took a snippet of it and I plan on sharing this image because it really is tremendous. Are those bugs for real or are they ai fabrication? I'd of said I think they are for real, but the one bug with the greenish eyes, the line on the top of it's head seems a bit too straight to me to be "natural"....and one must wonder - are those bugs holding "hands"? Are they connected with each other somehow?
Still, the leaf they chewed, which the didn't by the way, was brown and dried out already.....look at those lovebugs - ain't they cute? They might be, but rumor I heard is eating meat the old fashioned way actually is so much better for the environment versus even trying to make fake meat - so there you have it - the energy balance has been done and the "natural way" once again prevails over the bots.