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"Yeah, it's kind of awkward that Facebook is back now because humanity already moved on," said Jane Earstin, local Instagram influencer. "We had already made peace with a world without these horrible social networks, and we were just starting to realize how sweet a life it was with them gone. Then suddenly, Facebook's all like, 'Hey guys! I'm back! You miss me?' Ugh. Awkward."
Sources say that after a few blissful hours of peace, humanity will go right back to harmful, self-destructive social media habits as they continue to tear civilization apart one post at a time.
"It is a truly sad day for mankind. Womankind. Womxnkind. Peoplekind?" said Earstin. "Ugh whatever. It's sad. But my post just got a like so that makes me feel better."
Reader Comments
Face-dweeb is a good thing.
It keeps the antisocial media face-diapered drones occupied and away from the outdoors, away from my person.
R.C.
Turns out, I had merit in doing that. Look at how it is now.
People don't need to know my business unless I let them in. Fuck the government I tell them. Why make it easy for anyone.
The look of amazement, they looked like they thought I was telling them a fibber
The CIA ,or was it DARPA, took their program 'lifebook' down the same day Fb was listed on the stock exchange...utter shite anyway. F FB
RC