Cooling the past is fun, so why not lower past sea levels too?

The EU's Envisat satellite used to agree with tide gauges that there isn't a lot of sea level rise going on.
Sea levels
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But that just wouldn't do anything to scare people, so one night they simply quadrupled sea level rise.
Sea Level adjustment
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The graph below shows how they lowered past sea level, and raised recent sea level to create the EU mandated scary appearance of sea level rising.

Sea levels comparison
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