Asked if his recent behavior was indicative of drug use, Sheen's answer can only be described as bizarre.
"I am on a drug: it's called Charlie Sheen," he said. "It's not available 'cause if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Um ... Too much?
"So, uh, yeah, no, it's, it's ... You know, again, I woke up. I decided I've been kicked around, I've been criticized, I've been that 'aw shucks' guy with like, this bitchin' rockstar life. I'm just finally gonna completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently ... And defend it violently, through violent hatred."
Elsewhere in the interview, Sheen claims he has "tiger blood" running through his veins, adding: "My brain ... fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
This video is from ABC News. The full interview will air Tuesday night on the program 20/20.
His programming is slipping bigtime - must be in "no longer useful" suicide mode. Bet he OD's soon, which would be a shame, I always liked Charlie Sheen.