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Police say 52-year-old James Roberts walked into a branch of the Hastings State Bank branch off West O Street just after 4 p.m. Monday and handed a teller a note which read, "I have a gun, give me all your money." Then he walked out with the cash and waited for police.
The Lancaster County Attorney's office says because his intent was not to steal money, but to go to jail, he will not be charged with robbery. If convicted on the terroristic threat charge, Roberts, a transient, faces up to five years in prison and a fine.
Go hire a dumb ass and pay his grandma 50 grams, make sure he looks like an idiot, and from this day forward, if you drop a pencil on the yard, you're a terrorist attempting to kill the President.
People like this are always paid by more idiots, and look, now he gets a free meal every day.